By Situation Theatre 19/11/2020

Rupert Murdoch points out that while Labor lockdowns are what Hitler would do if he took charge of North Korea, Liberal lockdowns are a wonderful opportunity to bake the perfect sourdough.

News Corp’s flagship Adelaide publication, The Advertiser, has praised glorious Liberal Premier Steven Marshall for his supreme and omniscient decision-making skills in forcing South Australians into the most severe lockdown restrictions of the pandemic thus far.

Prime Minister Scott Morrison has congratulated his Liberal colleague for introducing a fun, summery sort of November lockdown rather than those nasty, mean winter lockdowns they practice down in bad Victoria.

As usual, The Courier Mail has responded with something barely literate.

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