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Situation Theatre

March 1, 2020

PM Appoints Anti-Vaxxer To Lead Australia’s Coronavirus Response

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SMH and ABC News

Images from SMH and ABC News

Images from SMH and ABC News

Images from SMH and ABC News

By Situation Theatre 1/3/2020

You better hope this is satire.

Following the Liberal logic of appointing climate deniers as ministers for energy, misogynists as ministers for women, rights violators as human rights commissioners and so on to infinity and beyond, Scott Morrison has appointed a notorious anti-vaxxer to lead Australia’s coronavirus response.

Some health experts are concerned that hiring science-deniers into positions of power is the fastest way to accelerate mass death, and argue that this is perhaps not a good thing.

On the other hand, and for balance, the appointment is likely a huge win for those concerned about a Big Australia.

Despite the fact that a vaccine for COVID-19 has yet to be developed, the new anti-coronavirus czar has warned the public that it definitely causes autism.

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