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Situation Theatre

February 27, 2020

Sanders Terrified By Socialist Scare Campaign Because That’s How Republicans Stopped Obama

by Sarah Johnson


Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

By Situation Theatre 27/2/2020

Conservative scaremongering about President Obama’s “socialism” was used to devastating effect in his historic losses both in 2008 and 2012.

A disgusting pervert who has some kind of weird fetish for democracy named Bernie Sanders is panicking about the likely crippling potency of establishment red-baiting, given the incredible success of such tactics when Republicans shot down Barack Obama’s political ambitions in both of his enormous election losses.

The sick socialist puppy who believes in such deviant things as healthcare, education, and clean air, is being called out for his degenerate value system by moral standardbearers like Mike Bloomberg.

The vile communist sicko, based on his unnaturally ambivalent views of Cuba, somehow thinks complex societies and historical periods can have both positive and negative aspects.

Much like the way Barack Obama fell prey to these fair and balanced attacks, Sanders is sure to lose the Democratic nomination as a result.

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