By Situation Theatre 26/9/2019

The PM suddenly broke out in sweats and became short of breath after realising Greta could see straight through his shield of lies and into his coal black heart.

The Australian public has been treated to something they never thought possible in their lifetime: a truthful moment during one of Scott Morrison’s speeches.

Following a bunch of lies about “Australia’s real action on climate change” and just before saying a few diplomatic words about how China sucks and Trump rules, Mr Morrison noticed Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg burning a hole through his idiotic flag lapel pin with her eyes.

Immediately the shonky salesman grew hot under his collar, felt palpitations in a place he didn’t even know existed, started shaking and suddenly had an overwhelming feeling that something bad was going to happen, like a moment of authenticity.

Thunberg said the Prime Minister shouldn’t suffer ‘needless anxiety’ and should instead just do his fucking job.