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Situation Theatre

May 12, 2020

Mad Fucking Witches Looking Forward To Retiring Andrew Bolt "On Health Grounds"

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Petition Site and ABC

Images from The Petition Site and ABC

Images from The Petition Site and ABC

Images from The Petition Site and ABC

By Situation Theatre 12/5/2020

The health of Ray Hadley, Steve Price, and Chris Kenny also looking dicey.

Following their enormously successful campaign to retire Alan Jones for community health reasons, Mad Fucking Witches are already preparing the retirement plans of half a dozen other right-wing shock jocks.

MFW’s concerted pressure led to 530 advertisers pulling out of 2GB, and Alan Jones’ blood pressure hasn’t been the same since.

This is how many advertisers left Alan Jones’ show on @2GB873, witches. Still think he left because of ill health? Really?#WeSackedAlanJones pic.twitter.com/9djeygQEMx

— Mad Fucking Witches (@MadFckingWitch) May 12, 2020

Since news broke this morning of Alan’s retirement, all of Australia’s most toxic media personalities have already made appointments with their local GPs.

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