By Situation Theatre 17/09/2020
Australia set to become the truest possible expression of the conservative imaginary - no culture, no education, no signs of intelligent life.
All missions for humans to reach Mars by the 2030s have been cancelled after sophisticated NASA modelling showed visiting Scott Morrison’s Australia will offer the same experience.
Thanks to the PM’s scorched earth approach to culture, education, and taxpayer funded services, in tandem with his staunch commitment to burning coal and gas, like Mars, Australia will be 95.32% carbon dioxide within 10 years.
Those impatient to experience the barren wasteland can visit their local Liberal Party branch today.