By Situation Theatre 27/12/2019

Millions of Australians have turned up to their local Murdoch outlets to return the faulty product, only to be told their only alternative is even more defective.

Fires of rage are sweeping the nation with News Corp announcing that their malfunctioning 2019 version of the Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, cannot be returned.

While most unused or unwanted items can usually be returned to the retailer, it’s not possible in this case because Clive Palmer has the receipt.

In addition, because the product is now so defective and therefore unsaleable, News Corp will only allow it to be exchanged for an even worse model named Peter Dutton.

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