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Situation Theatre

September 22, 2019

NZ Sets Up Offshore Concentration Camps To House Australians Who’ve Fled There Since May Election

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Mapsofworld.com

Image from Mapsofworld.com

Image from Mapsofworld.com

Image from Mapsofworld.com

By Situation Theatre 22/9/2019

There are grave fears for the mental health of these already traumatised refugees.

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has announced this morning that innocent Aussies fleeing a dire political situation will not be resettled in New Zealand.

Ardern, until now the darling of progressives, has been heavily criticised by human rights advocates for her uncharacteristic lack of compassion for victims of suffering.

The Australian refugees will be detained indefinitely in camps on Kapiti and Waiheke Islands, which will at least be less torturous than watching a Scott Morrison press conference.

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