By Situation Theatre 15/09/2015
The feelings of Dorothy the Pig have been hurt this morning after overhearing the quip of a nearby farmer that electing Malcom Turnbull as leader of the Liberal Party is much like putting lipstick on a pig.
Dorothy said “I’m a clever, sensitive, and caring female. I’m nothing like the Liberal Party swine”.
While both spend a vast majority of their time rolling around in their own mess, Dorothy said “surely lipstick on a parasite would be more fitting?”