Image from Pauline Pantsdown
By Situation Theatre 27/2/2021
The vaccine roll-out to himself is widely seen as overkill, especially since the PM has long been granted immunity by the Canberra Press Gallery.
Festooned with his finest cork hat and flag cape and fresh from today’s vaccination, vice-captain of his local over 50s touch football team, Scott Morrison, has broken the news that there is only 23 hours and 55 minutes until his next vaccination.
While some minor media players tried to distract the public with pernicious gossip about a culture of misogyny and sexual violence running rampant throughout Parliament thanks to permissive and enabling leadership, clearly, they were missing the real story about today’s vaccination photo-op.
However, some punters are still unclear as to why the PM is getting the daily jab at the expense of the rest of the population, particularly when Channel Seven, Channel Ten, the ABC, Murdoch and Nine continue to function perfectly well as his immune system.