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Situation Theatre

June 9, 2020

Protest Organisers Beg PM To Discourage All Future Protests

by Sarah Johnson


BLM Protests.jpg
BLM Protests.jpg

By Situation Theatre 9/6/2020

C’mon Scotty, what else shouldn’t we march against? Your rotten and festering wound of a government perhaps?

School Strike 4 Climate and Black Lives Matter protest organisers have bombarded the Prime Minister’s office with requests for Mr Morrison to make hourly public statements against protesting.

The organisers said they didn’t mind which excuse the PM used, whether it be for educational, public health, economic, or racist, coal-fetishising, profit-worshiping, power-hungry reasons, so long as he makes it abundantly clear that we should not under any circumstances attend.

Climate and anti-racist activists have already appointed the PM as publicity lead for future protests because so far he’s done such an outstanding job.

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