Not only were the charges dropped, but she was then paid $29 billion to keep up the good work.

One of the two women charged with desecrating an extremely significant cultural site in Sydney's Hyde Park, a Captain Cook statue dating back to 1879 and therefore marking at least 140 years of continuous white occupation, has been identified as “Rio Tinto” and cleared of all wrongdoing.

The other told the police her name was Broken Hill Proprietary Company Ltd.

She was then encouraged to destroy 40 other sacred sites around Sydney.