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Situation Theatre

September 22, 2015

Shorten Asks Tony Jones To Get Turnbull's Autograph

by Situation Theatre


Shorten and Turnbull.jpg
Shorten and Turnbull.jpg

By Situation Theatre 22/09/2015

Bill Shorten has shyly asked Tony Jones to get the new Prime Minister’s autograph for him next time they meet. Quite the fanboy, Shorten gushed on Q & A last night about Turnbull’s wonderful hair, soft lips and manly jaw line.

When Tony Jones announced that Turnbull had been invited to appear on a future episode, Shorten whispered to Jones “Ooh, ooh, can I pleeeaaase have tickets to the audience Tony? I just want to be near enough to smell him.”

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