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By Situation Theatre 17/4/2021
6.2 million Australians have “chucked a Porter” after seeing the PM’s latest working class pantomime.
The nation is facing a productivity crisis with more Australians than ever sickened by their Prime Minister.
Researchers from Swinburne University have compared the nation’s sick leave data with Scotty from Marketing’s publicity schedule and discovered a perfect correlation. And yes, it is causal.
GPs around the country have warned that unless there is a nationwide blackout on phony images, the nation’s productivity rates will rival those of the Liberal Party by the end of the month.