By Situation Theatre 9/11/2020

Adelaide residents are panic-buying blindfolds so they never again have to witness Scott Morrison doing a barre class.

While all the talk in the media overnight has been of the six-day South Australian lockdown to stop the spread of coronavirus, the untold story is the desperation of locals to stop the spread of Scott Morrison.

One of the very few silver linings of the recent Melbourne lockdown was that it kept Morrison out. While some Melbournians have appreciated the greater freedoms of the lifted restrictions, many have been left wondering if they are worth it after incredibly graphic footage emerged of the PM doing a barre class at a local studio on Monday.

With many Adelaideans fearing a post-lockdown FIFO yoga class from the portly PM, a petition for the lockdown to be extended indefinitely has just overtaken Rudd’s Murdoch petition as the most popular in the nation’s history.

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