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Situation Theatre

November 2, 2019

Selfish Protester Indulges In Having Her Legs Broken By A Police Horse

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

By Situation Theatre 2/11/2019

This is not about stopping the ecocidal greed of billonaires, fighting the proto-fascism of a government hellbent on destroying democracy, nor opposing the brutality of their hired goons. This is about green terrorists wanting the lifestyle experience of being punched in the face.

Much like indulging in that extra choccie you probably shouldn’t, a 23-year old woman from Chile has had both her legs broken after being trampled by a police horse at a climate protest in Melbourne this week.

Similar to having a scented bubble bath on a workday, another man has been serially punched in the kidneys.

And kind of like making yourself a banana bread ice -cream sandwich with candied walnuts, a third protester has treated herself to the eye-burning pain of police pepper spray.

Police getting out the battons to try and get #climate criminals into #IMARC #mining conference @akaWACA @blockadeIMARC19 pic.twitter.com/LAcQhR5WLT

— Sam Cossar (@samcossar) October 28, 2019

These self-indulgent extremists, who hate democracy, our way of life, and even mass extinction, are making life miserable for hard-working billionaries who spend their days quietly rescuing minerals from the ground and liberating them into the atmosphere in a noble attempt to destroy all life on Earth.

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