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By Situation Theatre 14/12/2019
The penis fish benefitted from a wall to wall PR campaign from the Murdoch press suggesting the pink, throbbing, phallic creature was something other than a gross worm.
A pulsating penile organism has burrowed his way into the UK Prime Ministership thanks to enormous assistance from his fellow penis fish in the media.
The engorged worm has been serially exposed as a massive dick but many in the British public seem to enjoy being fucked by it.
According to the magazine Bay Nature, the 10-inch wriggler is a marine worm called a “fat innkeeper worm” but he is known colloquially as “Mr Johnson”.
