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Situation Theatre

July 5, 2019

Parliament Votes To Reward Aspiration Of Millionaires To Feed Newstart Recipients To The Wolves

by Sarah Johnson


Adam Bandt

Adam Bandt

Adam Bandt

Adam Bandt

By Situation Theatre 5/7/2019

And lest we forget the aspirations of neo-liberal politicians to scale, gut and fillet our healthcare, education, and public transport systems.

In what can only be described as a win for those hardworking Australians quietly lobbying the government to escalate their war on working and unemployed Australians, the Morrison Government has secured the passage of legislation to murder anyone earning less than $50,000, carve up and blend their corpses, then feed them to packs of wolves as a kind of milkshake.

The big surprise of the day was of course not that the Coalition wants to murder all poor people to provide sustenance for wild dogs, nor that the Labor Party is also keen for this poor-people-genocide-for-dog-food programme, but that when the Prime Minister said this planned pogrom was about “keeping faith with the quiet Australians”, so many progressives kept their dinner down.

In response to the bipartisan initiative to blend poor people into wolf milkshakes, Greens Leader Richard Di Natale passionately voiced his opposition, but his response was widely seen as extreme.

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