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March 11, 2019

Concerns For Premier's Emotional Health, Says She's “Very Proud” Of Transforming Sydney Into Neoliberal Hellscape

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from ABC News and 60 Minutes

Screencaps from ABC News and 60 Minutes

Screencaps from ABC News and 60 Minutes

Screencaps from ABC News and 60 Minutes

“I think the feeling you’re actually experiencing is shame. And if it’s not, it should be.”

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March 11, 2019

Gladys Berejiklian Says She’s Never Heard Of Scott Morrison

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

“Sorry, so it’s pronounced ScoBo?”

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March 9, 2019

Pelosi Calls For "Obedient Women's Day" To Prevent Women Speaking Truth To Power

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from NBC and NowThis News

Screencaps from NBC and NowThis News

Screencaps from NBC and NowThis News

Screencaps from NBC and NowThis News

By Situation Theatre 9/3/2019

Happy International Women’s Day everybody!! Except you Ilhan Omar, you can shut your truth telling face.

This International Women’s Day, the United States Democratic Party has paid homage to obedient woman everywhere by severely criticising a disobedient Muslim woman from their own party who has failed to bend the knee to the Israel lobby.

The Democrats spent most of the week frothing at the mouth over Omar’s accurate point that lobbyists wield far too much power in Washington, whether they be for Israel, the fossil fuel industry, or arms manufacturers.

In honour of all those women throughout history who have bent the arc of the moral universe towards justice by shutting the hell up about vested interests, the Democrats initially proposed a resolution condemning antisemitism. This was widely read as an attempt to censure Omar pure and simple.

Thanks to a backlash from progressive parts of the Party, this resolution was withdrawn and the Democrats then overwhelmingly passed a much broader motion “to condemn antisemitism, anti-Muslim discrimination, white supremacy and other forms of hate”, which had Omar’s full support. It’s the first time the House has passed a resolution condemning anti-Muslim bigotry.

Ilhan Omar’s comments about Israel come off the back of her interrogation of notorious war criminal Elliott Abrams.

Now that Omar has stepped up her truth telling with some choice comments about liberal deity Barack Obama’s drone strikes and imprisonment of children on the border with Mexico, expect Democrats and Republicans alike to step up emotional tributes to all women who have management positions in big corporations. Of course that won’t take very long so they’ll still have loads of time to try and silence the first refugee congresswoman and crush her political ambition into the ground.

Not bloody likely, says Omar.

Image via Hampton Institute

Image via Hampton Institute

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March 9, 2019

Zali Steggall Flies To Nagano To Re-enact Tony Abbott's Approach To Climate Policy

by Sarah Johnson


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Abbott and Steggall.jpg

“Even in slalom you can’t zig-zag as often as the former PM, but you get the idea.”

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March 9, 2019

Joyce Honours IWD By Reminding Women That Men Can Still Sexually Harass Them With Impunity

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from Nine News

Screencap from Nine News

Screencap from Nine News

Screencap from Nine News

Another International Women’s Day, another heinous confirmation of the Australian patriarchy.

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March 9, 2019

NSW Premier Accused Of Wasting Three Hours A Day Hosting Talkback Radio Show

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from 2GB

Screencap from 2GB

Screencap from 2GB

Screencap from 2GB

Meanwhile the Premier’s Spokeswoman Gladys Berejiklian has clarified the government’s visionary “Stadiums For Developers” pitch.

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March 8, 2019

Turnbull: "40 Newspoll Losses And 5 By-election Defeats Convinced Me I Would Win"

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

The only thing more delusional is his self-image as an advocate of renewable energy and fast Internet.

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March 7, 2019

PM Takes Wasteful, Pointless Tour Of Empty, Inhumane Institution To Clarify What Liberal Party Stands For

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from SBS News

Screencap from SBS News

Screencap from SBS News

Screencap from SBS News

Much like Christmas Island prison, the government’s only reason for being is to signify cruelty.

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March 6, 2019

PM Vows To Pretend To Care About A New Issue Each Week Until Election

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from Paul Fletcher MP

Screencap from Paul Fletcher MP

Screencap from Paul Fletcher MP

Screencap from Paul Fletcher MP

No one is more committed to the appearance of conviction than the Prime Minister.

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March 5, 2019

Howard: "We Will Decide Which Paedophiles Come To Prison And The Circumstances In Which They Come"

by Sarah Johnson


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Pell and Howard.jpg

Who do you trust to keep paedophile priests out of prison?

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March 4, 2019

Liberals Unveil 2019 Election Slogan: "Strong Economy, Stronger Borders, Strongest Paedophile Protection"

by Sarah Johnson


Screncap from Guardian News

Screncap from Guardian News

Screncap from Guardian News

Screncap from Guardian News

The Liberal Party is a church so broad it even protects convicted paedophile priests.

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March 4, 2019

Shorten Learning All The Right Lessons From Success Of Sanders And Ocasio-Cortez

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from ABC News, CNN, and NowThis News

Screencaps from ABC News, CNN, and NowThis News

Screencaps from ABC News, CNN, and NowThis News

Screencaps from ABC News, CNN, and NowThis News

Famously, Bernie and Alexandria have gained enormous popularity by being ‘fine’ with human rights abuses and endlessly equivocating over massive new fossil fuel projects.

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March 4, 2019

Scump Morrison Calls Kim Jong-Un To See If He Can Also Arrange A Failed Meeting

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Joe My God and screencaps from Global News and Nine News

Image from Joe My God and screencaps from Global News and Nine News

Image from Joe My God and screencaps from Global News and Nine News

Image from Joe My God and screencaps from Global News and Nine News

In addition, the PM will be giving ever more incoherent speeches.

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March 3, 2019

Candidate With 1 Million Volunteers In Six Days Too Old/White/Socialist/Popular/Authentic/Grumpy/Sleepy/Bashful/Sneezy To Win Nomination

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from The Washington Post

Screencap from The Washington Post

Screencap from The Washington Post

Screencap from The Washington Post

You know you’re desperately clinging to the status quo when your argument against an immensely popular democratic socialist candidate is just a list of the seven dwarfs.

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March 3, 2019

Conservatives Campaign To Keep Fictional Foreign Paedophiles Out Of Australia And Actual Domestic Paedophiles Out Of Prison

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from Lateline, Royal Commission, Gordie Gecko and ABC News

Screencaps from Lateline, Royal Commission, Gordie Gecko and ABC News

Screencaps from Lateline, Royal Commission, Gordie Gecko and ABC News

Screencaps from Lateline, Royal Commission, Gordie Gecko and ABC News

Beware the invented construct of seriously ill refugees stuck on Manus or Nauru who have been convicted but not yet sentenced for paedophilia. Don’t worry about the convicted paedophiles we’re trying to set free without punishment here in Australia.

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March 3, 2019

Former Daily Telegraph Editor Expected To Ensure Integrity Of ABC Journalism

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from ABC News, AP, and SMH

Screencaps from ABC News, AP, and SMH

Screencaps from ABC News, AP, and SMH

Screencaps from ABC News, AP, and SMH

It’s also some relief that the five most recent ABC Board members, chosen by the Liberal Communications Minister, and the ABC Chair, hand-picked by the Liberal PM, all guarantee the ABC’s independence.

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March 2, 2019

Doctors Warn Liberal MPs Are Clogging Up Australia's Political System

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from The Guardian

Screencap from The Guardian

Screencap from The Guardian

Screencap from The Guardian

Unlike the many solid arguments against Peter Dutton’s baseless scaremongering, there are no valid refutations to this entirely legitimate claim.

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March 2, 2019

PM's New Climate Policy To Spike National Water Supply With Amnesic Drugs So We All Forget Six Years Of Environmental Sabotage

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

Screencap from ABC News

So that’s what he means by investment in hydro.

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March 2, 2019

Australians Can't Decide What They'll Miss More About Christopher Pyne: His Attacks On Public Education Or His Arms Sales To Saudi Arabia

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from ABC News and NT News

Screencaps from ABC News and NT News

Screencaps from ABC News and NT News

Screencaps from ABC News and NT News

Australians grieve for his departure, but perhaps not as much as the Yemeni mothers whose children have died in Saudi Arabia’s genocidal war.

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February 18, 2019

SMH Officially Stops Pretending To Be A Real Newspaper

by Sarah Johnson


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SMH 1.jpg

You know a once worthy newspaper is dead when its front page uses a pro-Morrison pun worthy of The Daily Telegraph.

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