PM will redirect billions of dollars away from schools, hospitals, welfare, natural disaster relief, and climate action to sort out the emergency issue of boat permits.

Super Soakers, cream pies , and rotten tomatoes also deemed appropriate.

Turns out hat we should be more fearful of a man with a history of crimes against humanity who has immense power than powerless refugees with no criminal record.

He needs it because so far he’s less convincing than a Kerri-Ann Kennerley presentation at critical race theory conference.

Morrison to fight the next election as an independent in the latest and most welcome of a string of resignations from what some people still call a government.

The Venezuelan Government has recognised Australia’s Opposition Leader, Richard Di Natale, as the country’s legitimate leader.

Have you asked for the intercession of the blessed Captain today?

“Beneath our fragrant stubborn boss?”

One Liberal insider said “Look we know celery is the worst of the crudités but anything is better than ScoBo or Ski-Doo or Toto or whatever his name is.”

Even more scandalous than the time Rudd and Swan didn’t give preferential treatment to a car dealer.

The British PM has decided against performing the humiliating act live on national television.

With Ocasio-Cortez expected to win in a landslide and govern for 8 years, for almost the entire 2020s democratic socialists will run the most influential nation on the planet.

Jeremy Corbyn presents a socialist vision for Europe, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spearheads a push for a Green New Deal for the most powerful country on Earth, and the ALP wants to make some pretty big changes to franking credits.

Not only did The Simpsons predict Trump’s presidency, it also predicts how he’ll end up in prison.

The AFP don’t have to violate civil liberties to keep Australians safe but they must have a TV and a Chomsky article about state terrorism.

Baseball caps and embassy moves are just the beginning.

It brings tears to the eyes to see that war criminals can still love each other.

The Australian Defence Force has reported a massive influx of baby boomers.

Researchers will have free rein to explore Library sources but must avoid Internet searches such as “false intelligence” and “civilian deaths in Iraq”.