If elected, Shorten will make Keating Australia’ s ambassador to the UN because of how well he articulates the national interest.

Images from The Guardian and The Infographics Show

Gay people, whose only crime is loving each other, are safe. Scott Morrison on the other hand, whose crimes range from torturing refugees to torching the planet, is spending his after-life in the raging fires of eternal damnation.

Still no need to reform political advertising.

It’s the first known instance of Liberal Party compassion.

Other refugees, abused women and Australian wildlife panicking as PM vows to save them too.

After approving Adani, the Environment Minister went for a bushwalk to get some fresh air and ended up stuck for five weeks at the bottom of a coal mine.

Fans of the Australian President are in for a shock on Saturday when they realise he’s not on the ballot.

Meanwhile, a woman cornered by the PM looks desperately towards the exit signs.

Images from The Raymond Foundation and Van Badham

One of the above images was originally satirical and one is a real photo from the launch. Which is which is anybody’s guess.

Labor’s policy vision came out on top.

Once you’ve sold out the country, it’s much easier to sell out your Mum.

Thanks to some probing investigative journalism, The Australian has discovered that unlike the right-wing media, dangerous Greens are prioritising life on Earth over more luxury yachts for fossil fuel executives.

Morrison is confident that by combining the appropriated Marxist slogan with a narrow range of hats, neoliberalism will rise from its death bed.

Judging by the top story on ABC News Breakfast this morning, a wealthy ruling class woman giving birth is officially more important than the potential extinction of life on earth.

Looks like they bought all those new urinal cakes for nothing.

Screencaps from SBS News and images from The Conversation and Mamamia

A petition to include Dutton and Morrison has gained six million signatures.

Screencap from ABC News and image from Proactive Investors Australia

It’s important to meet your constituents where they are.

If you didn’t already think the PM suffered a head injury as a child, you will soon.

Stay the hell away from us.

If you think we’re going to link to Liberal Party Twitter you’re wrong.

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