It seems awful and hopeless now, but it doesn't end well for the dark side.

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength and Australia is a "role model for environmental protection".

Let's hope he avoids Parliament next.

Another win for the PM's CV.

Focusing on the safe passage of thousands of asylum seekers ignores the plight of Manly commuters.

Attempts to stop YL members privatising their friendship circles.

$100 million taken from Australia Council still not enough for CDs to fill his bookshelves.

Next year they'll spend $8 million on lights exploring the social problems that could be addressed with $8 million.

Sydney residents still furious about injustice of Vivid road closures.

Episode 9 of "Married at First Sight" will explore the relationship of Australia's politicians with the text of the Trans-Pacific-Partnership.

#hashtag.

But at least psychopaths "have a go".

The PM continues his quest to reduce the animal kingdom to an especially patriarchal tribe of cockroaches.

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Audience members will be forced to keep catchy show tunes "The Source", "Time" and "Duration" in their heads for at least two years.

Minchin's songs "Prejudice" and "I Love Jesus" also explain alot.

Science explains everything!

Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine and Janet Albrechsten are luxuriously furious.

Gorilla and giraffe pundits expect $398 billion in new spending for a fleet of tugboats to pull Nauru and Manus Island further out to sea.