Turnbull innovates feminsim to include cruelty to innocent women.

Leaders seek to exploit increased Marxist and Anarchist tendencies of focus groups.

Just give us a sign and we'll swing into action.

A fitting tribute.

The heart of the Coalitions faith-based approach to climate destruction.

He's not exactly Lara Bingle.

Sometimes the market does behave rationally.

A harsh analogy for the struggling firework.

Minister calls out unfair demonisation.

Finally, a humane plan from Labor.

Always good to aim for at least two sides in a debate.

Hush up about that those crimes against humanity.

Oops.

Thus demonstrating the Coalition's understanding of "fairness".

At least he's consistent.

Finally, a leader with the courage to tackle the submarine crisis.

Laws are made to be changed when it's convenient to do so.

You can always count on Greg Hunt to stand up to the mining industry.

Labor always hurts the little guys.

It's always good to get the boss's permission.