Like American Psycho Patrick Bateman using his charms to disguise his essence as a deranged killer, the Prime Minister uses Sharkies merch to cover up his war on the working class.

Incredible.

God is absolutely run off his feet.

It’s the most significant finding since Homo luzonensis fossils were uncovered in the Philippines back in April.

After hiding the entire ministry in his basement for the duration of the campaign, the Prime Minister has decided all he needs to run the country is his own fair dinkum attitude, a few baseball caps, and the unconditional backing of a few billionaires.

Democracy was the real winner.

A phalanx of the nation’s free speech soldiers have been quick to get behind the award-winning journalist.

After three years of being ruled by a millionaire with a leather jacket it’s so refreshing to be ruled by a millionaire with a baseball cap.