This is what happens when men don't do a close reading of feminist texts.

Big Banana, you're next.

Praise be to Tony.

Nothing is sacred.

Enjoy the "Magic of Lobbying" lunchtime show where you'll see the carbon tax disappear.

For too long mermaids have swum under the radar.

This is getting scary. Somebody please stop them now before it gets totally out of hand.

Scatalogical journalism at its finest.

The poor man has lost touch with objective reality.

Forget Laurel and Hardy, Cheech and Chong, Abbott and Costello. All heil the undisputed Fuhrers of comedy: Abbott and Trump.

Give the gift of ignorance this Christmas.

World leaders have actually committed to ending fossil fuels just like Houdini actually did magic.

Well done on the fridge and the peace prize Tony.

Comedy community in shock.

So many fresh ideas.

Like our very own twisted folk hero.

A bold new vision.

It's all ok, politicians, fossil fuel companies and soldiers have climate change sorted.

News Corp editors stand by their pledge to abuse the language.

The Condemnation Olympics continues.