While Shorten leads Morrison 39% to 33% as preferred Prime Minister, the garbage outpolled ScoMo 80% to 20%.
Read MoreAustralians Relieved Progressive Adolf Eichmann Defeats Conservative Hannibal Lecter
Phew. And for a minute there you thought we would have a notorious human rights abuser as Prime Minister.
Read MoreLiberal-Labor Party Offers Amateur Anning Free Masterclasses In Structural, Legislative, and Retrospective Racism
Sales Of Socialist Video Game Lemmings: Hothouse Earth Rising Faster Than Global Temperatures
To complete the level, you’ll need to assign skills like community organiser, union leader, and climate protester to safely guide the lemmings from the capitalist entrance to the post-capitalist exit.
Read MoreRefugees Enduring Sixth Year In Pacific Prisons Comforted By Swift Condemnation Of Racism
It takes real courage to consign Nazism to the dustbin of history while running not one but two concentration camps.
Read MoreNew “Racebook” App Reminds Liberals To Engage In Dog-whistling Or Demagoguery Depending On The Latest Newspoll
Users also receive push notifications to encourage fear-mongering, scapegoating, and demonization.
Read MoreLiberals Blindsided By Anning’s Final Solution Speech After Laying Groundwork For Two Decades
The crossbench senator has been condemned for stealing all his best lines from Howard, Abbott, Turnbull, Dutton and Himmler.
Read MorePM Slams Ideology and Idiocy In Energy Policy Unless You Need Taxpayers To Underwrite New Coal Fired Power Stations
Or unless you’ve got a spare $444 million and friends in the fossil fuel industry. Look there are actually a few caveats.
Read MoreKmart Remainders Joyce’s Memoir To Make Way For Explosive Sales Of “The Paris Agreement: Analysis and Commentary”.
PM Admits Link Between Cigarettes And Cancer. Announces Land Clearing For New Tobacco Farms.
Incidentally, during Question Time Mr Turnbull got through a whole packet of Marlboro Reds.
Read More"Communism Works In Theory Not In Practice" Says Man Who Thinks Capital Volume 1 Is A Richard Marx Album
Wherever you go, whatever you do, there’s always status quo sycophants ready to utter the world's most annoying catchphrase.
Read MoreVictorian Police Commissioner Condemns Andrew Brayshaw For His Lack Of Situational Awareness
The assault victim from the Fremantle Dockers demonstrated a disgusting lack of mindfulness about his surroundings,
Read MoreStudy Shows Liberal MPs Make Up .000003% Of The Population But 84.6% Of Human Rights Abuses
With Liberal politicians returning to the nation’s capital next week, there is real concern about “white parliament crime” amongst Canberra residents.
Read MoreAncestry.com Finds Pauline Hanson Is 32% Mediterranean, 9% Middle-Eastern and 50% John Howard
Coalition Tackles Planetary Emergency With Ambitious Plan To Cut Power Bills By $150 A Year
Turnbull Grants $444 Million To His Mate Barry Who Says He'll Use It To Recycle Tissues From His Charity Wankathon
Peter Dutton Urges PM To Make Him Dictator:"Any Sign Australia Is Still A Democracy Would Green Light People Smugglers"
The resolute former Prime Minister responded like the man of steel he is: “Yes my Liege, right away.”
Read MoreTurnbull Offers $576 Million Worth of Coal To Drought-Stricken Farmers.
PM Swears You Can Take His Three Core Beliefs To The Bank...ers: "Coal. Monarchy. Tax Cuts For Big Business???"
Turnbull is very seriously and thoughtfully and humbly checking behind his back for any signs of Tony Abbott.
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