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Situation Theatre

August 27, 2018

Newspoll Shows Most Australians Prefer A Steaming Pile Of Garbage To Scott Morrison

by Sarah Johnson


Powell River Peak and SBS

Powell River Peak and SBS

Powell River Peak and SBS

Powell River Peak and SBS

While Shorten leads Morrison 39% to 33% as preferred Prime Minister, the garbage outpolled ScoMo 80% to 20%.

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August 24, 2018

Australians Relieved Progressive Adolf Eichmann Defeats Conservative Hannibal Lecter

by Sarah Johnson


The Guardian, Green Left Weekly, and Solidarity. 

The Guardian, Green Left Weekly, and Solidarity. 

The Guardian, Green Left Weekly, and Solidarity. 

The Guardian, Green Left Weekly, and Solidarity. 

Phew. And for a minute there you thought we would have a notorious human rights abuser as Prime Minister.

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August 17, 2018

Liberal-Labor Party Offers Amateur Anning Free Masterclasses In Structural, Legislative, and Retrospective Racism

by Sarah Johnson


The Lib-Labs can be seen mingling on the far right. Adam Bandt.

The Lib-Labs can be seen mingling on the far right. Adam Bandt.

The Lib-Labs can be seen mingling on the far right. Adam Bandt.

The Lib-Labs can be seen mingling on the far right. Adam Bandt.

They’ll show you how it’s done.

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August 16, 2018

Sales Of Socialist Video Game Lemmings: Hothouse Earth Rising Faster Than Global Temperatures

by Sarah Johnson


Sildaria

Sildaria

Sildaria

Sildaria

To complete the level, you’ll need to assign skills like community organiser, union leader, and climate protester to safely guide the lemmings from the capitalist entrance to the post-capitalist exit.

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August 16, 2018

Refugees Enduring Sixth Year In Pacific Prisons Comforted By Swift Condemnation Of Racism

by Sarah Johnson


Junkee and Huffington Post

Junkee and Huffington Post

Junkee and Huffington Post

Junkee and Huffington Post

It takes real courage to consign Nazism to the dustbin of history while running not one but two concentration camps.

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August 15, 2018

New “Racebook” App Reminds Liberals To Engage In Dog-whistling Or Demagoguery Depending On The Latest Newspoll

by Sarah Johnson


The Guardian and Inverse

The Guardian and Inverse

The Guardian and Inverse

The Guardian and Inverse

Users also receive push notifications to encourage fear-mongering, scapegoating, and demonization.

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August 15, 2018

Liberals Blindsided By Anning’s Final Solution Speech After Laying Groundwork For Two Decades

by Sarah Johnson


Job well done. The Chronicle.

Job well done. The Chronicle.

Job well done. The Chronicle.

Job well done. The Chronicle.

The crossbench senator has been condemned for stealing all his best lines from Howard, Abbott, Turnbull, Dutton and Himmler.

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August 14, 2018

PM Slams Ideology and Idiocy In Energy Policy Unless You Need Taxpayers To Underwrite New Coal Fired Power Stations

by Sarah Johnson


The Conversation

The Conversation

The Conversation

The Conversation

Or unless you’ve got a spare $444 million and friends in the fossil fuel industry. Look there are actually a few caveats.

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August 14, 2018

Kmart Remainders Joyce’s Memoir To Make Way For Explosive Sales Of “The Paris Agreement: Analysis and Commentary”.

by Sarah Johnson


Booktopia, Hubert and Oxford University Press

Booktopia, Hubert and Oxford University Press

Booktopia, Hubert and Oxford University Press

Booktopia, Hubert and Oxford University Press

Apparently what people in the Kmart really don’t care about is Barnaby Joyce.

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August 10, 2018

PM Admits Link Between Cigarettes And Cancer. Announces Land Clearing For New Tobacco Farms.

by Sarah Johnson


The Conversation, Euronews, Pedestrian TV and Everyday Health.

The Conversation, Euronews, Pedestrian TV and Everyday Health.

The Conversation, Euronews, Pedestrian TV and Everyday Health.

The Conversation, Euronews, Pedestrian TV and Everyday Health.

Incidentally, during Question Time Mr Turnbull got through a whole packet of Marlboro Reds.

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August 9, 2018

"Communism Works In Theory Not In Practice" Says Man Who Thinks Capital Volume 1 Is A Richard Marx Album

by Sarah Johnson


Left: Karl Marx. Right: Richard Marx. Or is it the other way around? Spotify and Wikipedia

Left: Karl Marx. Right: Richard Marx. Or is it the other way around? Spotify and Wikipedia

Left: Karl Marx. Right: Richard Marx. Or is it the other way around? Spotify and Wikipedia

Left: Karl Marx. Right: Richard Marx. Or is it the other way around? Spotify and Wikipedia

Wherever you go, whatever you do, there’s always status quo sycophants ready to utter the world's most annoying catchphrase.

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August 8, 2018

Victorian Police Commissioner Condemns Andrew Brayshaw For His Lack Of Situational Awareness

by Sarah Johnson


ABC

ABC

ABC

ABC

The assault victim from the Fremantle Dockers demonstrated a disgusting lack of mindfulness about his surroundings,

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August 8, 2018

Study Shows Liberal MPs Make Up .000003% Of The Population But 84.6% Of Human Rights Abuses

by Sarah Johnson


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Final combined chart.jpg

With Liberal politicians returning to the nation’s capital next week, there is real concern about “white parliament crime” amongst Canberra residents.

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August 8, 2018

Ancestry.com Finds Pauline Hanson Is 32% Mediterranean, 9% Middle-Eastern and 50% John Howard

by Sarah Johnson


A very proud father with his daughter.  Green Left Weekly.

A very proud father with his daughter.  Green Left Weekly.

A very proud father with his daughter.  Green Left Weekly.

A very proud father with his daughter.  Green Left Weekly.

Pauline, I am your father.

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August 7, 2018

Coalition Tackles Planetary Emergency With Ambitious Plan To Cut Power Bills By $150 A Year

by Sarah Johnson


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They’ve got this.

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August 6, 2018

Turnbull Grants $444 Million To His Mate Barry Who Says He'll Use It To Recycle Tissues From His Charity Wankathon

by Sarah Johnson


ABC and CPCNZ

ABC and CPCNZ

ABC and CPCNZ

ABC and CPCNZ

Barry still engages in fewer acts of self-love than the Prime Minister.

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August 6, 2018

Peter Dutton Urges PM To Make Him Dictator:"Any Sign Australia Is Still A Democracy Would Green Light People Smugglers"

by Sarah Johnson


Campaign Against Racism and Fascism

Campaign Against Racism and Fascism

Campaign Against Racism and Fascism

Campaign Against Racism and Fascism

The resolute former Prime Minister responded like the man of steel he is: “Yes my Liege, right away.”

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August 6, 2018

Turnbull Offers $576 Million Worth of Coal To Drought-Stricken Farmers.

by Sarah Johnson


ABC

ABC

ABC

ABC

Love him or loathe him, the PM certainly can impersonate a human being.

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August 6, 2018

PM Swears You Can Take His Three Core Beliefs To The Bank...ers: "Coal. Monarchy. Tax Cuts For Big Business???"

by Sarah Johnson


Zimbio, The New Daily and The Conversation

Zimbio, The New Daily and The Conversation

Zimbio, The New Daily and The Conversation

Zimbio, The New Daily and The Conversation

Turnbull is very seriously and thoughtfully and humbly checking behind his back for any signs of Tony Abbott.

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January 25, 2017

Peter Dutton Promises Party Pies For Pacific Prisoners To Help Make Australia Day "A Bit Special"

by Situation Theatre


Mouths of Mums and The Nation

Mouths of Mums and The Nation

Mouths of Mums and The Nation

Mouths of Mums and The Nation

Who says Australia Day isn't inclusive?

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