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Situation Theatre

December 5, 2018

Labor Inspires Change-Hungry Voters With Liberal Policies On Encryption, Climate, Refugees, TPP, Donations, Lobbying, And Arms Exports

by Sarah Johnson


Screecap from Youtube

Screecap from Youtube

Screecap from Youtube

Screecap from Youtube

The Labor Party has become the Liberal Party and the Liberal Party has lost its tiny hive mind.

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December 4, 2018

War Criminals Pay Tribute to Quiet Dignity Of Fellow War Criminal

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from inaugural speeches on Youtube

Screencaps from inaugural speeches on Youtube

Screencaps from inaugural speeches on Youtube

Screencaps from inaugural speeches on Youtube

No one killed foreign women and children with more civility than George H.W. Bush.

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December 4, 2018

PM Unveils New National Curriculum Featuring Offshore Drilling, Bible Studies, Cronyism, And Numeracy

by Sarah Johnson


Science Mag and screencap from Youtube

Science Mag and screencap from Youtube

Science Mag and screencap from Youtube

Science Mag and screencap from Youtube

Peter Dutton is still lamenting the lack of numeracy back when he was at school.

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December 4, 2018

Australia Facing Severe Popcorn Shortage As Millions Settle In For Spectacular Sinking Of The Liberal Party

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from Youtube

Screencap from Youtube

Screencap from Youtube

Screencap from Youtube

Forget strawberries, popcorn is Australia’s new edible moral panic.

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December 3, 2018

PM Demands All School Students Wear Australian Flag Uniforms. Students Wear Gay Pride Uniforms Instead.

by Sarah Johnson


Nakal Clothing and Screencap from Youtube

Nakal Clothing and Screencap from Youtube

Nakal Clothing and Screencap from Youtube

Nakal Clothing and Screencap from Youtube

By Situation Theatre 3/12/2018

Scott “Principal Skinner” Morrison has not only called for more learning and less activism in schools, but also more uniforms made out of Australian flags.

The PM is worried that unless the next generation are completely blinded to reality by the Liberal Party’s floundering neo-conservative, white nationalist, truth-denying, apocalypse-inducing ideology, not only will they vote them into oblivion for the next 100 years, but they will also hunt them down with prosecutions for climate criminality.

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As a result he’s demanded all Australian schoolchildren be dressed in Australian flag skirts, Australian flag jumpers, blazers and ties, and yes, even Australian flag caps. Like most things, the issue of mud, carob stains and even kiddie skid marks desecrating his beloved Australian flag is not something Scott Morrison has thought much about.

In response, the nation’s children have again chosen activism and joy over conformity and fear and worn the rainbow colours of gay pride loud and proud.

Screencap of The Simpsons on Youtube

Screencap of The Simpsons on Youtube

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December 3, 2018

Malcolm’s Friends and Family Worried The “Miserable Ghosts Anonymous” Meetings Aren’t Helping

by Sarah Johnson


Screencaps from farewell speeches on Youtube

Screencaps from farewell speeches on Youtube

Screencaps from farewell speeches on Youtube

Screencaps from farewell speeches on Youtube

‘God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to stay the fuck out of major party politics.’

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October 22, 2018

Nation Resumes Laughing As Phelps Extends Lead Over Sharma

by Sarah Johnson


Youtube, Wooder Ice, SBS, and Crikey

Youtube, Wooder Ice, SBS, and Crikey

Youtube, Wooder Ice, SBS, and Crikey

Youtube, Wooder Ice, SBS, and Crikey

Side-splitting comedy from the Liberal Party.

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October 21, 2018

Saudis Uncover New Evidence That JFK Died In A Fistfight With Lee Harvey Oswald

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from JFK

Screencap from JFK

Screencap from JFK

Screencap from JFK

Strange but true.

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October 21, 2018

Whereabouts Of PM And Deputy PM Unknown As Two Pissed Dude-Bros Give Liberal Concession Speech

by Sarah Johnson


Screencap from The Guardian Australia

Screencap from The Guardian Australia

Screencap from The Guardian Australia

Screencap from The Guardian Australia

Two frat boys from Sigma Alpha Epsilon took time out from the beer bongs and cocaine of the local kegger to front the Liberal cult and lead them in a pretty wild collective hallucination.

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October 20, 2018

Government Waiting Until Christmas Eve To Sneak Out Report Showing They’re A Bunch Of Nation-Plundering Proto-Fascists

by Sarah Johnson


Youtube screencap

Youtube screencap

Youtube screencap

Youtube screencap

“There’s no merit. There’s no substance. There’s just corruption, cronyism and a contemptible sense of entitlement all the way down.”

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October 16, 2018

Newspoll Shows 47% of Australians Quite Like The Prospect Of Climate Apocalypse

by Sarah Johnson


The Guardian and Australian Geographic

The Guardian and Australian Geographic

The Guardian and Australian Geographic

The Guardian and Australian Geographic

At least they’ll still be able to negatively gear their fourth fire ravaged investment property if the Liberals are governing the barren wasteland.

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October 16, 2018

God Distances Himself From Scott Morrison

by Sarah Johnson


SBS and The Upside Down World

SBS and The Upside Down World

SBS and The Upside Down World

SBS and The Upside Down World

I love all of creation, but for a white-supremacist child-torturing climate criminal, I’ll make an exception.

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October 16, 2018

Senate Vote Confirms Suspicions Government Policy Has Long Been Dictated By Teenage Boys On 4chan

by Sarah Johnson


Vector Stock and Daily Telegraph

Vector Stock and Daily Telegraph

Vector Stock and Daily Telegraph

Vector Stock and Daily Telegraph

The “It’s OK to be white” campaign, organised by neo-nazis on the imageboard 4chan and designed to create a “massive media shitstorm”, has been excreted into the Australian Parliament by Pauline Hanson and created a “massive media shitstorm”.

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October 15, 2018

Malcolm Turnbull Lashes Out At Whoever Is To Blame For Infuriating Skype Chats With His Son

by Sarah Johnson


ABC, and Renew Economy

ABC, and Renew Economy

ABC, and Renew Economy

ABC, and Renew Economy

Shame on him, whoever he is.

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October 14, 2018

Howard Suffers Minor Stroke After Discovering Marxism Is Part Of Western Civilisation

by Sarah Johnson


Pedestrian.tv and Kaosenlared

Pedestrian.tv and Kaosenlared

Pedestrian.tv and Kaosenlared

Pedestrian.tv and Kaosenlared

As a result, the former PM has cancelled plans for a Ramsay Centre deal with Sydney University, realising the Paris commune, suffragettes, Spanish anarchists, US civil rights movement, and critical theory are also important parts of the Western inheritance.

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October 14, 2018

PM Rejects Kantian, Virtue And Consequentialist Ethics In Favour Of Wentworth By-election School Of Thought

by Sarah Johnson


Highbrow and The Advertiser

Highbrow and The Advertiser

Highbrow and The Advertiser

Highbrow and The Advertiser

The Federal Government will protect gay children from religious discrimination but gay teachers, well they can burn in hell.

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October 13, 2018

Alex Turnbull Horrified To Learn The PM Who Sabotaged Climate Action For The Last 3 Years Is His Father

by Sarah Johnson


Unilad, News.com.au, and The Australian

Unilad, News.com.au, and The Australian

Unilad, News.com.au, and The Australian

Unilad, News.com.au, and The Australian

He is now in East Sydney Private Hospital suffering one of the worst recorded cases of cognitive dissonance.

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October 13, 2018

Shorten Backs Morrison's Move To Make Himself Dictator

by Sarah Johnson


The Conversation and The New Daily

The Conversation and The New Daily

The Conversation and The New Daily

The Conversation and The New Daily

“We’re prepared to compromise the national interest”.

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October 8, 2018

PM Attacks Sydney's Biggest Billboard Operators For Misusing It As A Cultural Venue Since 1973.

by Sarah Johnson


SMH and No Place For Sheep

SMH and No Place For Sheep

SMH and No Place For Sheep

SMH and No Place For Sheep

Morrison laments 45 years of lost revenue as time-wasting symphonies, theatre and opera have substituted for gambling, smoking, and alcohol advertising.

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October 8, 2018

Australians Still Waiting For A Clear Sign Our Democracy Has Been Hijacked Before Kicking Off The Revolution

by Sarah Johnson


SMH

SMH

SMH

SMH

If only some kind of gigantic light projection could give us an indication.

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