Everything is cool when you're living your neoliberal dreams. 

It's time we pulled the libs up by their bootstraps.

Of more concern is Questacon, which is also due to go.

Of course he did.

There had to be some explanation.

Not after his damaging appearances on Q & A.

Voters surprised by high price for worthless government.

A juvenile but appropriate response.

At last, some recognition for the federal government.

Everything old is new again.

Undeniable proof that institutional racism is responsible for the booing of Adam Goodes.

Abbott responds by posthumously knighting Sir Edmund Barton for his work on the White Australia Policy.

It's an epidemic.

Yippee!!!

Few believed there could be worse leaders than David Brent. 

Parents nationwide are shaking their heads in disappointment.

Heart disease is the scourge of our time.

This was first written during Choppergate, just before the fall of the great economiser Bronwyn Bishop and the great statesman Tony Abbott. In a week when we all became a whole lot more afraid of the NRMA, it’s pretty clear not much has changed.

Ousted white leaders now 'sorry' they refused calls for a treaty.