Kind of surprising it’s not 1000:1.
Read MoreCorbyn Electrifies Britain With Socialist Vision. Shorten Electrifies Australia With Two New Baseball Caps.
Two nations. Two Opposition Leaders. Two exhilarating plans for the future.
Read MoreAnti-Sexual Violence Activists Win Nobel Peace Prize. Pro-Sexual Violence Activist Wins Shit-Stained Toilet Paper.
Irish Times and People
Ordinary Aussie Bloke Gives Billions To Private Schools And Big Business, Cuts Billions From Public Schools, Hospitals, And Welfare, Sabotages Climate Action, And Crushes The Lives Of Refugees
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Perpetrator Who Can't Recall His History Of Sexual Violence Mocks Victim Who Can't Recall Every Detail Of Her Sexual Assault In 1982
Daily Beast and BBC
Daily Beast and BBC
Meanwhile the forgetful serial sexual abuser has defended the good character of his sex predator mate, who would ensure monstrous patriarchal violence gets a fair hearing at the US Supreme Court.
Read MoreNew Study Finds Michaelsoft Binbows, Game Child, and Ninja Tortoise More Authentic Than Scott Morrison
You know you’re a fraud when you’re less believable than a new pair of iPhone shoes.
Read MoreMan Who Has Protected Banks For Years Deeply Disturbed By Banks' Behaviour
The politician who voted against the Royal Commission 26 times, who dismissed the idea as a “populist whinge”, and who campaigned to give the banks a $17 billion tax cut, is absolutely filthy at the banks for being so unethical.
Read MoreAustralians Concede Russell Crowe, Phar Lap, And Pavlova, So Long As We Can Claim Jacinda Ardern
Inside Story and Newshub
Inside Story and Newshub
New Zealand, we’ll give you literally almost anything, just let us have a Prime Minister who is actually familiar with the concept of kindness.
Read MorePM Updates List Of Australia’s All-Time Most Dangerous Enemies: Nazi Germany, Imperial Japan, Byron Shire Council.
Morrison said Herr Hitler, wartime Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tojo, and Byron Mayor Simon Richardson, have all posed grave threats to Australia’s national identity.
Read MoreMorrison Announces Free Bonnets For All Female MPs
You thought being a woman in Gilead was bad, try being a woman in the Liberal Party.
Read MorePM Grants $4.6 Billion In Needs-Based Funding For Schools In Need Of Equestrian Centres
“Without this essential funding, how are we supposed to afford hyperbaric chambers for recovering kindergarten stars of Little Athletics?!”
Read More87-Year-Old Locked Up In Abusive Nursing Home
NSW Premier Shuts Down All Spaces Where Men Interact With Women
Gladys Berejiklian switches her government’s domestic violence policy from ‘full tolerance’ to ‘zero tolerance’.
Read MoreMorrison Says Liberals Will Meet Their Female Reduction Target "At A Canter"
“5 down, only 15 to go. I’m confident that after the next election we’ll be all coal, all Murdoch, all Pentecostal, all male, all the time.”
Read MorePM Launches Royal Commission Into Which Treasurer Cut $1.2 Billion From Aged Care
Nation Desperate To Throw Out Rotting Liberal Government At Least Three Years Past Its Use-By Date
They weren’t even any good to begin with.
Read MoreGold Coast Residents Empathise With Canberrans Who Put Up With Toolies 20 Weeks A Year
Malcolm Turnbull Sends Peter Dutton A Care Package Of Woolworths Strawberries
Cutting Edge Cartoon Uses 19th Century Tropes To Depict Depth of Australian Racism
How about we stop republishing vile racism and republish cartoons like these instead? Courtesy of Dr Kirstin Ferguson
How about we stop republishing vile racism and republish cartoons like these instead? Courtesy of Dr Kirstin Ferguson
Meanwhile the gargantuan baby who drew the cartoon spits the dummy after yet another code violation.
Read MorePM Loves Australians So Much He Wants Us All To Die In A Climate Change Inferno
Betoota Advocate and Vice
Betoota Advocate and Vice
When you truly love someone you want them to drown in record-breaking floods or burn in winter bushfires.
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