The former UN lawyer has taken a consistent moral position on this issue for years. This is not something the Labor Party can afford.

Ms France said the fact Mr Dutton’s heart had to be surgically removed at birth is not a credible reason for being so inhuman.

Concerned our public discourse focuses too much on personality over policy, Australian media outlets have decided the key takeaway of Assange’s arrest overnight is that he seems like a bit of a narcissist.

Voters concerned Scott Morrison thinks he’s the U.S. President.

Korean Central Television (KCTV), the only official source of television news for North Koreans, has taken the unprecedented step of shaming a foreign media company for unduly influencing the political views of a citizenry.

Morrison will carve a nation in the image of his own party: a colossal black hole from which neither light nor matter can escape.

These mascots for multinationals all look the same.

Two governments, One China.

He has not been well-received.

The average Australian has three monster trucks, all of which will be personally stolen and then set on fire by Bill Shorten.

RSL Queensland thought they’d booked a Prime Ministerial impressionist but what they got was a boring imitation of a shouty gameshow host who thinks he’s way funnier than he is.

The news that Barry did have time for his favourite double bacon cheeseburger for lunch calmed the country’s frazzled nerves.

The former represents the heartbreaking failure of regional forest agreements. The latter signifies a heart-warming punishment for six years of cruelty, corruption, and incompetence.

Australians starting to wonder whether a government which also spends $185 million on a press conference really is so awesome at economic management after all.

Having just discovered poverty, it comes as a shock to Liberals that not everyone has unlimited rivers of taxpayer money to drink from.

The Coalition Government is due to close in May while the equally lifeless prison camp will shut in July.

Old Sydney Town, Leyland Brothers World, Magic Mountain, The Cadbury Visitor Centre, and The Big Cow also would have been nice. But such a move would have brought joy to other human beings and that’s not in the PM’s skill set.

Young and as yet unborn Australians who will die by heat exhaustion, bushfire, flood, dehydration, starvation or Mad-Max style violence will be stoked that back in 2019, Daddy got a pre-election tax cut.