The other half either donate to the Liberal Party or have Stockholm syndrome.

New Environment Minister to save taxpayers thousands now she won’t require private flights to buy new investment properties.

Good value given the size of the data download.

It has a striking resemblance to both the old-look ministry and Canberra’s most offensive garbage dump.

Protesters from Jakarta to Jaipur and Milan to Minsk are burning cars, smashing windows and going on hunger strikes to show their outrage at the dumping of their beloved Australian Environment Minister.

The New Zealand Prime Minister remains bed-bound and nauseous,. She also faces a critical bucket shortage.

Fresh from a killing spree based on the seven deadly sins, Peter Dutton has retained the Home Affairs portfolio.

Federal MP Joel Fitzgibbon and Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk both said the Indian billionaire industrialist and chairman of the Ahmedabad-based multinational was a “true Australian hero”.

Meanwhile the only half-decent candidate, Tanya Plibersek, has withdrawn from the contest because the patriarchy is patently fucked.

Nation’s media offers shocking endorsement of the status quo.

I’m, like, the smartest non-Asian in year 11.

Morrison credits quiet Australian Rupert Murdoch for miracle of concentrated wealth, power, and influence.

But then they realised that would remind everyone of the Iraq War and Children Overboard, so they let him live.

Tomorrow we might wake up to a Prime Minister who actually respects women.

Morrison has held a last-minute pre-election cap burning ceremony after seeing the public’s outpouring of love for Bob Hawke.

It’s a tough one.

The nation has paid an emotional tribute to Tony Abbott on the occasion of his political death in Warringah.