Is this like the time they reformed refugees in concentration camps, or more like the time they reformed the colour out of coral on the Great Barrier Reef?

It’s crucial for teachers know their place.

It’s high time teachers just followed the confusing and illogical medical advice. It’s not time for the PM to follow elemental principles of democracy.

Rupert Murdoch has “pulled a Kerry Stokes”, arguing News Corp is exempt from tax for medical reasons.

The same progressive legend in his own lunchbox, who continued all the worst aspects of Abbott’s climate policy, is also a passionate renewable energy advocate.

The AFR, one of the Ministry of Truth’s many fine publications, will be sure to dress up the Government’s naked attacks on workers and the environment as “reforms”.

24 hours of lip service may not make up for terrorising Mother Earth year-round.

Who better to demand the Chinese be open about wet markets than the man who refuses to discuss “on water matters”?

Disaster capitalists are especially excited for this upcoming work of fantasy non-fiction.

It’s time… to forget all the terrible things Malcolm Turnbull did as Prime Minister.

He was born for this.

Neoliberals have had over 30 years to solve this one and audience patience is wearing thin.

Having his pleas for a £500m loan from the Government rejected, the UK’s 7th richest person, worth £4.7b, is now seeking someone with a bit of spare ill-gotten cash.

Meritocracy in action.

Look at that smile!

Minister for Government Services Stuart Robert would charge you $37,975 for taking out your garbage and even then he’d snoop around the receipts in your recycling.

Could Andrew Bolt, Alan Jones, and Miranda Devine also in fact be Gerard Henderson?

If they’ve got nothing to hide, they’ve got nothing to worry about.

YAS SCOTTY!!!

Good call Grandma.