Marxist attack-dogs, The Herald Sun and Victoria Police, continue their scapegoating of Cardinal Pell by reporting and investigating child abuse allegations.

Teachers have asked the country’s Prime Minister to keep the nation’s democratic institutions open.

How many QC’s does it take to read Wikipedia?

The full bench of the high court unanimously quashed the Murdoch Press’s social licence but stopped short of ordering the federal police to destroy them.

Nothing quite like celebrating the arrival of a plague ship to honour Australia’s origins.

For obvious reasons, the suspect has not been seen in public for weeks.

“His transformation from empty vessel for business interests to vacuous vehicle for corporate concerns has been nothing short of stunning.”

For the first time in history, finance capital bends the arc of the moral universe towards oblivion.

More than 200 clinical trials have been launched since yesterday.

Looking forward to Scott Morrison’s new biography: “From How Good’s Mum To How Good’s Marx: The Temporary Transformation of a Neoliberal Shill”.

Now that Scott Morrison is officially a communist, it’s become almost impossible to tell the difference between an opportunistic neoliberal forced to abandon his ideology to save capitalism and a true revolutionary socialist. Can you spot the difference?

And you thought arguments about political correctness, gay wedding cakes, and Israel Folau couldn’t seem any dumber.

Prime Minister Scott Marxison has followed up his announcements of the doubling of Newstart, the $130bn wage subsidy, and free childcare, with the next logical step: abolition of private property.

“Honestly, your absolute faith in mythology seems a little credulous”, the biblical character said.

“Tone it down Scott, it’s getting embarrassing”, Morrison’s God said.

Morrison’s record-breaking package of thoughts and prayers shows unprecedented commitment to the rule of God.

Scott from the UK says Gladys from Armenia gave the green light for a night out at Bondi’s Bucket List bar, while Gladys says Scott claimed the party would be “low-risk”.

Far from fervently backing the Liberals no matter what they do, The Australian’s gushing coverage of their wage subsidy announcement is fully consistent with their reputation as the nation’s socialist paper of record.

“If Australians wanted to elect economic panic merchants who would stimulate the economy, blow the surplus, double newstart, and spend $130bn on a wage subsidy, then they just had to vote Liberal and wait a few months.”

“I’m wasting billions of taxpayers’ money and it’ll take Labor years to fix!”