As we know from history, the best way to change the world is to engage with right-wing trolls.
Read MoreAdani Approval Set To Create Jobs Boom For 3 Lucky Australians
For Gazza, Bazza, Wazza, and an Indian billionaire, the approval is a huge win. For the rest of the world’s flora and fauna, well they can all go and fuck themselves.
Read MoreClimate Emergency Solved As Media Puts Half The Effort Made Defending Itself Into Calls For Emissions Reduction
In other developments, a Treaty has been signed, homelessness has been brought to an end, and Manus refugees will be immediately resettled in Australia.
Read MoreABC Chair Stays Fiercely, Courageously, And Independently Silent On Job Cuts
Ita Buttrose has bravely boycotted the airwaves to send the government a clear signal that it has free reign over the ABC.
Read MorePM Says Diggers Died Fighting Nazis So Australians Could Use Concentration Camps And Outlaw Journalism
Mr Morrison honoured the soldiers who sacrificed their lives so Australia could imprison and torture racial groups with impunity and punish journalists for reporting the truth.
Read MoreLabor Calls For Inquiry Into Which Opposition Party Helped Pass Laws Criminalising Journalism
Albo has pledged to get to the bottom of which party calling itself the opposition could have let this happen.
Read MoreEast German Minister For State Security Denies Prior Knowledge Of Stasi’s Actions
B1 To Face Firing Squad After Leaking National Security Information To B2
PM To Multi-Task Free Speech Culture War And Criminalisation Of Journalism
Morrison says he’s not troubled by the law being upheld nor the staggering hypocrisy of his entire ideology.
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Half Of Australians Wondering If Planet-Destroying Profit Motive Might Not Be The Best Possible Governing Principle
Told by the world’s scientists that our economic system is hurtling us towards the decimation of humanity and the extinction of most life on Earth, the other half of the country still reckon capitalism is grouse.
Read MoreJihadi Liberals 75 Years Into Holy War On Workers Fed Up With All This Class Warfare
Albo Signs Centrist Tombstone To Ensure Labor Spends Eternity In Opposition
As we’ve learnt ever since 1975, the smart play is not to build our own power through unions and mass social movements, but to disempower ourselves and cling to the futile hope that Labor will one day actually preference workers over capital.
Read MoreAustralia To Hold New Election With Corrupt Coalition Unable To Form Legitimate Government
Australia’s unconditional support for Israel even extends to copying their political crises.
Read MoreLiberals Launch Surprise Tactic Of Distracting Us From Mass Extinction With Religious Freedom Culture War
The top priority of the Coalition Government is, for the first time, to divert public attention from actual problems like the suicide crisis on Manus or the complete and total collapse of all of Earth’s life support systems, onto endless discussion of the private kinks of conservatives.
Read MoreJoe Hildebrand Releases 900-Page Book: “Why Violence Against Women Is Really About Me And My Feelings”
Timed to coincide with his exchange with activist Phil Cleary in which he mentioned himself 43 times, the oppressed commercial TV host has felt the need to go to even more nauseating lengths to expand upon his narcissistic defence of a sick culture.
Read MoreTranscript Of Mueller's Subtext Reads "Impeach The Motherfucker"
Channelling Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib, special counsel Robert Mueller’s subtext has offered a clarion call to the cowardly centrist leadership of the Democratic Party to begin impeachment proceedings against mafia boss Donald Trump. Nancy Pelosi has again misread the subtext as saying “embrace the spirit of bipartisanship”.
Read MoreJesus Commends PM For Fuelling Refugee Suicide Crisis And Climate Breakdown Just Like He Taught In The Gospels
Blessed are the merciful, for they shall be shown mercy. Also, how good is torturing refugees?
Read MoreDelusional Media Predicts Morrison Government Will Not Be A 3 Year Fever Dream Of Corruption
Much of the Canberra Press Gallery is optimistic Morrison’s mandate will deliver a long-awaited return to good governance. They also believe Ivan Milat is now a good bloke.
Read MoreMorrison’s New Cabinet Replaces 1984 As Core HSC Text
The Ministry of Peace concerns itself with war, the Ministry of Truth with lies, the Ministry of Love with torture and the Ministry of Plenty with starvation. These contradictions are not accidental, nor do they result from ordinary hypocrisy: they are deliberate exercises in doublethink.
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