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If we have to blame mental illness at least we’ll now have an accurate diagnosis.
Read MoreNew Psychiatric Manual To Include Plutocratic, White Supremacist, Gun Control Obstructionist Syndrome
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God Apologises For Taking The Wrong Morrison
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Government’s Environmental Vision Is To Recycle Every Single Interminable Howard Era Policy Debate
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Images from Greeshackdotinfo and ABC News
Energy Minister’ Angus Taylor’s parliamentary inquiry into nuclear power shows the Government’s renewed focus on reducing rationality in public policy, re-using the same old bullshit arguments, and recycling every Howard Government folly.
Read MoreVideo Game Simulating Hateful, Racist Ruler Of Plutocracy Too Corrupt For Basic Gun Control Banned For Causing Terrorism
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18 Centrists Stop Wasting Everybody's Time And Quit Race Leaving Bernie To Battle Warren For Who Can Be More Socialist
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2 Million Public Servants Fired For Liking Posts Factually Stating The PM Is A Human Rights Abusing Climate Criminal
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On the bright side, 16% of the Australian workforce can now exercise their most basic democratic freedoms.
Read MoreDutton To Resettle All Manus Refugees After They Promise To Engage In Organised Crime At Crown
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Images from The Betoota Advocate and ABC
After six years suffering torturous conditions in remote prison camps, all it took for their freedom was for refugees to promise to engage in criminal behaviour that would make money for the Government’s mates at Crown Casino.
Read MoreGovernment Pledges To Pragmatically Recognise Indigenous Australians By Ignoring Them
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Images from EnhanceTV and 1voiceuluru
You can’t recognise Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples by idealistically listening to what they want.
Read MoreSunrise Evolves From Gutter Journalism To Sewer Journalism To Whatever Conduit Of Shit This Is
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Screenshot from Junkee
New figures have been released showing 78% of Sunrise stories try to take advantage of being a nefarious player in the morally bankrupt media elite. The other 22% are stories about cats.
Read MoreExplosive Leaked Copies Of PM's Heavily Edited Bible Finally Explain His Bewildering Hypocrisy
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“Blessed are the mediocre white men, for they shall inherit the Earth.”
Read MoreHigh Priest Of News Corp Death Cult Confident It's The Teenage Target Of His Slander Who's Deeply Disturbed
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Screenshots from The Weekly and The Guardian.
Much like Charles Manson, Jim Jones, and David Koresh, Andrew Bolt makes compelling arguments that his victims are to blame.
Read MoreEntire Labor Party Easily Fits Inside World’s Smallest Target
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Screenshot from Harmin Vlogs.
There’s more than enough room for all Labor MPs from 1996 to the present.
Read More"Triptych Of Dipsticks" Sells For 75 Cents At Sotheby's
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Images from The Guardian, Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, and The Guardian
Kind of surprising anyone would pay for this.
Read MorePM ScoMo, PM Boris, And President Trump Finally Prove The Existence Of A Vengeful God
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Images from The Guardian, Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism, and The Guardian
There’s zero chance something called “evolution” could produce this result.
Read MoreStill No Clear Evidence For The Existence Of Class Privilege
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Images from Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism and The Guardian
Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are clearly the best people for their jobs.
Read MoreNation That Spent 3 Years Booing Aboriginal Man For Being Too Aboriginal Still Unsure If It's Racist
Overnight, Banksy Takes His Guerrilla Art To The Next Level
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Image via Feminist News. Created by Gan Golan.
Few believed he could convert the 60-foot heads of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln into Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib, and Ayanna Pressley in one busy evening, but never underestimate Banksy.
Read MoreCrowdfunding Raises $1 Billion In 24 Hours To Send Donald Trump On A One Way Trip To The Moon
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In his excitement about travelling in a pure white spacesuit to the all-white moon, Trump seems not to realise the trip means he will die 384, 400 km from earth. Too close for comfort for many women in the United States.
Read MoreEurope Swamped By Illegals As White People Go Back To Where They Came From
Support For Indigenous Voice Soars: “We'll Have That Third Chamber Because The First Two Are Rubbish”
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By Situation Theatre 16/7/2019
Suck it Turnbull.
The term “third chamber” was first used as a dismissive and wildly inaccurate phrase by former PM Malcolm Turnbull in response to the Uluru Statement from the Heart. 67% of Australians are now so fed up with the useless first two chambers they are calling for an all-powerful third chamber of Parliament run exclusively by Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples.
According to polling done by the Australia Institute, 59% of Australians think 19th century phrenologists would do a better job with the Indigenous Australians portfolio than the Liberal Government, while 78% think the existing two chambers of Parliament are either “pretty shit” or “breathtakingly shit”.
The nation is confident that over 230 years of fighting for justice for their people is a better qualification for representing all Australians than the current criteria of having a blessed white penis.