Journalism degrees will be reduced from three years to a single weekend crash course in the 42,900 tweets of Donald Trump.
Read MoreYet Another Tedious, Futile Culture War Bound To Deliver Indigenous Justice Any Minute Now
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Image from The Guardian
It’s almost as if the media’s endless repetition of the dangerous and inflammatory racism of Hanson and Trump somehow isn’t conducive to a better society.
Read MorePM Honours NAIDOC Week By Sending All Liberal MPs To Uluru For Listening Tour
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Image from The Guardian
The theme of NAIDOC week is Voice. Treaty. Truth. The theme of the Liberal listening tour is Trespassing. Illegally Camping. Dumping Rubbish.
Read MoreParliament Votes To Reward Aspiration Of Millionaires To Feed Newstart Recipients To The Wolves
And lest we forget the aspirations of neo-liberal politicians to scale, gut and fillet our healthcare, education, and public transport systems.
Read MoreArchaeologist Discovers Skeleton Of Man Who Died Waiting For Labor To Become Progressive
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Image from Shutterstock
It’s the most significant finding since Homo luzonensis fossils were uncovered in the Philippines back in April.
Read MoreApp Store Crashes Upon Release Of New App Blocking Stories About Israel Folau
Apple technicians are working frantically to ensure people’s burning passion to never hear the words “Israel Folau” again doesn’t break their company.
Read MoreLabor Updates Tagline: “A Fair Go For The Liberal Party Of Australia”
New Religious Freedom Laws Force Abolition Of All Islamophobic National Security Legislation Since 2001
Albo Pays Tribute To “The Godfather Of Modern Labor”
You’ll have to excuse the traces of vomit on this portrait. Image from The Parliament of Australia
You’ll have to excuse the traces of vomit on this portrait. Image from The Parliament of Australia
The self-described Opposition Leader paid his respects to John Howard yesterday for pioneering Labor’s contemporary approach to culture wars, tax cuts for the rich, climate inaction, sacrificing civil liberties, and torturing refugees.
Read MoreHard-Hitting Journalist Mehdi Hasan Grills Peter Dutton In Explosive Interview
Screencaps from 3AW and Al Jazeera English
Screencaps from 3AW and Al Jazeera English
As we approach the six-year mark of the Australian Government’s regime of refugee torture on Nauru and Manus Island, The Intercept and Al Jazeera journalist Mehdi Hasan interrogated the man responsible. It should be noted that given the dangers of government propaganda on this subject, Mr Dutton’s answers have been redacted where they are deemed to pose a threat to the national interest.
Read MorePM’s Agenda Due To Be Fully Implemented By Thursday Arvo. Calls Off Next 3 Years Of Parliament.
Liberals United Behind PM For Next 5 Minutes. Then They'll Start Ripping Each Other’s Faces Off.
Screencaps from ABC News, Lord of the Flies, and ABC News
Screencaps from ABC News, Lord of the Flies, and ABC News
By Situation Theatre 2/7/2019
It’s about to get very Lord of the Flies.
Scott Morrison rules the Liberal Party in the same way Ralph commands the group of British boys soon after they crash on a remote island in the Pacific: only as a brief precursor to the Party going feral, impaling fly-ridden pig’s heads, fighting to the death, and being consumed by flames.
It is of course only a matter of time before Peter Dutton, naturally playing the part of bully boy Jack, nemesis of Malcolm Turnbull (Piggy), forms his own group of savages, and takes a scorched Earth approach to his power struggle with Morrison.
Unlike the British naval officers who intervene in this adolescent descent into barbarism at the end of the book, at least half of Australia is quite happy to watch Morrison and Dutton wipe themselves out.
Government Will Move Sydney Opera House, Great Barrier Reef, And Uluru To Tasmania To Placate Jacqui Lambie
It’s actually a win-win for the Liberals which combines their two great loves: ensuring tax cuts for the rich and ripping up national heritage.
Read MorePhoto of Peter Dutton Eating Australian Democracy Goes Viral
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Hong Kong Protests Inspire One Man And His Dog To Flood Streets Of Canberra To Protest Our Stolen Democracy
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Image from Daily Photo Canberra
Mr Barry Bobby and his dog Buddy have swarmed the streets of the nation’s capital today after being inspired by the 2 million Hong Kong protesters who take their democratic rights seriously.
Read MoreMiraculous PM To Balance Wars On Workers, Women, Refugees, ABC And Environment With Attacks On Muslim, Aboriginal, Poor, And LGBTQI Australians
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116,000 Homeless Australians Call On Parliament To Deliver Much Needed Tax Cuts For The Rich
10 Bernie Sanders Impressionists Debate Who Does The Best Bernie Sanders Impression
Mendacious Authoritarian With Penchant For Concentration Camps Still Has "Much To Learn" From Australian Government
All News Categories Abolished And Replaced With “Israel Folau” And “Not Israel Folau”
GoFundMe and The Peanut Gallery
GoFundMe and The Peanut Gallery
Dividing news into politics, economics, environment, culture, and sport unnecessarily complicates a binary system.
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