The health of Ray Hadley, Steve Price, and Chris Kenny also looking dicey.

Not only will Latrell Mitchell be expected to make those crucial line breaks when Rugby League returns on May 28, but also parse complex government legislation.

Morrison’s comms go from bad to worse.

“I see the COVIDSafe app knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside, almost a cleaning?”

Commissioner Graham Ashton apologised to the victims of police violence, saying his officers thought for a second they were engaging in meaningful protest.

Reform donations and lobbying, stamp out corruption, strengthen civil society.

You won’t be surprised to learn climate deniers, billionaires, Peter Dutton and other straight white male Liberals/News Corp journos are all top tier.

What the Land of the Long White Cloud is missing is a sudden influx of public drunkenness, toxic masculinity, and a general disrespect for the local culture.

Milligan should be ashamed, humiliated, repentant and begging for forgiveness for her starring role in shaping the moral character of a young George Pell.

Never one to back away from a fight with the state of green technology and politics 12 years ago, Michael Moore is promoting a new film which also slays the most talked about climate activist of the last two years: Al Gore.

Australians relieved to finally have a Prime Minister take over from a nagging Dad.

They wouldn’t even let poor old Scotty inside the trans-Tasman bubble.

We’ll give YOU an early mark.

The Victorian Premier said the Education Minister was taking a sledgehammer to the credibility of a perfectly good first name.

Why show economic leadership, courage, and imagination by fighting for a Green New Deal when you can just pander to conservatives?

You can trace us if we can trace you.

“What can I say, he was a real blunder.”

“Sure he’s incompetent, negligent, and cruel, but boy does he come down hard on accurate tweets.”

Individuals need to sort out these unhealthy defence mechanisms.