But good on them for maybe changing the names of a couple of their lollies.

Terrifying climate emergency something something need urgent revolution blah blah blah but why are Nestlé taking away my right to enjoy a scrumptious Redskin?

Who knew the PM could be so historically accurate.

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.

Right-wing lunatics are murdering all life on Earth but please, can we hear more about the threat posed by the left-wing lunatics at Knitting Nannas Against Gas and Greed?

It’s a comedy of errors/sex crimes.

Lady-highways. Genius.

Victorian Minister Adem Somyurek was sacked for delegitimising the democratic pre-selection process. After intense media scrutiny around the events of his pre-selection in 2007, the PM has also been forced out.

Angus Taylor, Barnaby Joyce, Peter Dutton,Stuart Robert, Josh Frydenberg, Mathias Cormann, Michaelia Cash, and Michael McCormack have all backed Scott Morrison.

The story became headline news on the first day of voting in the critical Eden-Monaro by-election but there is nothing sus about this.

Bridget McKenzie taking a bit of a breather doesn’t count.

Why the name “Shoe & A” hasn’t stuck is anyone’s guess.

Who says Liberals don’t fund the arts?

Mr Morrison said those acting against the interests of public health should face charges. It’s unclear when he’ll be taken into custody for climate crimes.

Statue lives matter.

Objectivity.

It was either that or “Marginal Seat Academy”.

Apparently, the camera does lie.