Unemployment we can believe in.

And here they were thinking government had something to do with it.

It’s amazing what you learn when you take a quick break from your own opinions.

“We’re meeting and beating our ambitious targets.”

“Start the boats”.

Across 97 APS agencies that were surveyed, the Home Affairs department ranked last for engagement, 94 for wellbeing and 91 for innovation. And you would have thought morale would have been high in hell.

“I had no idea the men my government has been torturing in island prison camps for the last six years are also worthy of my keen sense of social justice”

He says they will also need to spend up big at Crown.

Only 18 months until we can all say “how good is overthrowing Scott Morrison?”

Justifying and defending established institutions was fundamental to the founding theorist of conservatism. Wiping out all life on Earth was not.

The British may have starved to death 29 million Indians, pursued genocide down under, and destroyed Iraq based on a lie and despite massive domestic opposition. But with Boris Johnson’s suspension of Parliament, it’s time to start questioning their commitment to the will of the people.

It’s high time we breed out the blinding whiteness of the broadcast media.

As we learned from the civil rights movement, change happens when you have a mouth full of lamington.

The former Liberal Party Minister for Education and Defence has become trapped inside Q & A student panellist Willoughby Duff and is making the poor kid insufferable.

He may have been the Deporter-in-Chief and the Drone President , but he sure does read.

China should be like the isolationist United States and just leave other countries alone.

Capitalising on the ecocidal momentum of Penny Wong’s inspiring pro-coal stand and Queensland Labor’s courageous endorsement of the coal industry, the Labor Leader has shown that he too cares little for the survival of his grandchildren.

Nothing de-escalates tension quite like a US-led coalition.

While the causes are complex and range from chemical to capitalist, the cure is simple and delightfully satisfying.

The child welfare campaigner has heartfelt concerns both for 13-year-olds and their abusers.