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February 26, 2020

$10m Upgrade Granted For Female Urinals At Exclusive Men’s Club In Regional Sydney CBD

by Sarah Johnson


Image from The Coffs Coast Advocate

Image from The Coffs Coast Advocate

Image from The Coffs Coast Advocate

Image from The Coffs Coast Advocate

The Australian Club, the oldest gentleman’s club in the Southern Hemisphere, located in a remote part of Macquarie Street, received a generous Federal grant to upgrade its female change rooms.

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February 26, 2020

Right-wing Lunatic Terrorising Sick Refugees Says The Real Threat Is Teen Climate Activists

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Twitter and SBS News

Images from Twitter and SBS News

Images from Twitter and SBS News

Images from Twitter and SBS News

A horrifyingly powerful extremist who has literally fought court battles for years to stop his suicidal refugee victims getting adequate medical treatment warns about the danger of left-wing lunatics trying to save the planet.

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February 26, 2020

Three Loose Baboons Recaptured By Fossil Fuel Industry

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Twitter

Image from Twitter

Image from Twitter

Image from Twitter

Three baboons being transported to a major Sydney hospital so the one with two partners could have a vasectomy escaped from Gina Rinehart’s cage on Tuesday afternoon.

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February 25, 2020

Dutton Tackles Rising Threat Of Neo-Nazis By Arresting Captain Planet

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SBS News and Costume Works

Images from SBS News and Costume Works

Images from SBS News and Costume Works

Images from SBS News and Costume Works

A Daggy Dad in a Captain Planet costume has had a rough night, thanks to the AFP.

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February 25, 2020

Conservatives Ask "But Why Is There No International Paedophiles' Day?"

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

Images from ABC News, Fred Home, and Newsy.

There is, and it’s advertised nightly on Sky News.

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February 25, 2020

Man Clearly Asking For It Gets What He Deserves

by Sarah Johnson


Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

Image from The Guardian

A man dressed like a rapist should reconsider his sartorial choices and sex crimes.

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February 25, 2020

Nation Grieves As Insiders Drops Henderson: "No One Downplayed Grooming Quite Like Gerard"

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Flags will fly at half-mast for the rest of the week as the nation comforts itself with the knowledge that the ABC has already found 43 replacements who will also unscrupulously parrot government talking points.

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February 24, 2020

Terrible Person Says Terrible Thing To Get National Media Attention

by Sarah Johnson


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Anonymous 1.png

A bad faith actor from Australian politics and/or media has said something dreadful and editors nationwide are salivating at all the clicks.

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February 24, 2020

Media Responsibly Maintain Delicate Balance Between Ecocidal And Omnicidal Climate Policies

by Sarah Johnson


Images from 7 News and The Conversation

Images from 7 News and The Conversation

Images from 7 News and The Conversation

Images from 7 News and The Conversation

So long as you remain at the midpoint between Labor’s policy which kills entire ecosystems and the Coalition policy which kills everything, you are doing your job as a journalist.

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February 24, 2020

Sexist Bernie Bros Exposed: Mostly Working-Class Latinas

by Sarah Johnson


Image from PBS

Image from PBS

Image from PBS

Image from PBS

The five-year old Bernie Bro narrative was yet again confirmed over the weekend as Bernie won big in Nevada amongst horribly sexist Latino women.

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February 24, 2020

PM Refuses To Say How He’ll Pay For Next Two Years Of Rorts

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

“He can’t tell you what it costs, he can’t tell you what industries will be affected. He can tell you that no well-paid Coalition jobs will be lost.”

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February 24, 2020

Government Breaks From Rorting Billions To Demand Opposition Be Open About Climate Target Costs

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC News and Insiders

Images from ABC News and Insiders

Images from ABC News and Insiders

Images from ABC News and Insiders

You’ve got to give them credit for finding time to criticise Labor between all their corruption scandals.

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February 24, 2020

“Russia Helps Sanders” Story Watertight Due To Putin’s Notorious Advocacy For Social Democracy

by Sarah Johnson


Images from MSNBC and Vox

Images from MSNBC and Vox

Images from MSNBC and Vox

Images from MSNBC and Vox

Vladimir Putin has long been a Scandinavian-style social democrat.

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February 24, 2020

Biden Makes Stunning Comeback With Impressive 26 Point Loss

by Sarah Johnson


Image from NBC News

Image from NBC News

Image from NBC News

Image from NBC News

Joe…30…3…30 really is the Tyson Fury of American politics.

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February 23, 2020

Unelectable Socialist Suffers Humiliating Victory In Nevada

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Fox News

Image from Fox News

Image from Fox News

Image from Fox News

Electorate punishes Bernie for his extremist agenda of equality, justice, and a habitable planet by voting for him.

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February 21, 2020

Sanders Destroyed As Bloomberg Shines In Strong Debate Debut

by Sarah Johnson


Image from CNN

Image from CNN

Image from CNN

Image from CNN

The democratic socialist had a terrible night which may signal the end of his campaign, while the former Republican Mayor really distinguished himself from the pack with a near flawless performance.

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February 21, 2020

Unconscionable Trolls Sympathetic To Grooming And Ecocide Still Paid For Their Opinions

by Sarah Johnson


Image from SBS

Image from SBS

Image from SBS

Image from SBS

Outrage miners Andrew Bolt and Gerard Henderson have once again boosted their own profiles with reprehensible comments which would probably get you fired from the staff of most high schools.

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February 21, 2020

Albanese Announces Bold “Renewable Coal” Policy

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Adam Bandt

Image from Adam Bandt

Image from Adam Bandt

Image from Adam Bandt

The Opposition Leader has already defended the new climate policy’s incoherence as perfectly consistent with previous positions.

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February 21, 2020

PM’s New “Practical” Domestic Violence Royal Commission To Exclude Violent Men

by Sarah Johnson


Why investigate the main causes when you can just exploit the whole process for political gain?

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February 21, 2020

Foxtel Launches “American Psycho” TV Show: Re-named “Family Man”

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Cinema Blend and The Telegraph

Images from Cinema Blend and The Telegraph

Images from Cinema Blend and The Telegraph

Images from Cinema Blend and The Telegraph

Is this a story of a murderous psychopath brutally killing multiple women or is it really about a decent man being driven by these women into killing them?

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