The PM says the solution to the current economic crisis is a powdered drink laced with cyanide and other drugs. The media is reporting that it’s “yum-yum”.

This is also known as “reform”.

Hard questions needed on keeping the former Prime Minister alive.

From granting new coal mining licences under Greater Sydney reservoirs, to increasing land clearing by 1200% since 2016, NSW Liberals are doing all they can to mitigate the risks of demands for climate action to company profits.

Jen released a statement saying “Had Scott acted on previous reviews of his curries, the persistent problems with his cooking would have been known much earlier and the suffering of the whole family could have been avoided.”

What the world needs now is more fuel for the neoliberal fires of social/environmental breakdown.

To be fair to Ita, it must take immense resilience to white-ant a beloved institution.

We saw some big beautiful numbers today folks.

Still no need for a Federal ICAC.

493 full-time jobs will be saved, so long as staff are willing to research why Dictator Dan is ruining Australia.

“Too many liquor laws, not enough black jack!!”

Step one: dismiss Scott Morrison. Step two: install Anthony Albanese. Step three: call a double dissolution election to sweep every cretinous fossil-fuelled politician out of Canberra.

Always was, always will be Star Entertainment Group land.

They’ve swapped the 21-piece feed for the poker machine and they’ve hit the jackpot.

There are concerns that five days will be nowhere near enough.

Offering unconditional emotional support for alleged and convicted sex offenders since 1991.

How good’s a one-party state?

The initial announcement had Ardern taking the reins in Australia in 2023 but the international committee took a second look at Scott Morrison and said it’s effective immediately.

A predictable result of an ever-lowering bar.

It came shortly after he lost a duel with a wet newspaper.