The Royal Commission will focus exclusively on an empty corner of this cell on a random Tuesday in 2014 to ensure timely recommendations.

The damaging effects of publicising Hanson's Islamophobia were entirely unforseen.

Don't get her started on Ramadan.

Eddie McGuire's "painkiller" defence is going viral.

Painkillers make you do the darndest things.

Take it, take it all.

No one does feminism better than men.

Who needs political advertising when you've got the Canberra Press Gallery.

Finally, visibility for the cast of Friends.

To satirise Liberal MPs, just quote them.

He'll torture refugees, but at least he'll be urbane about it.

Fearmongering you can believe in.

Please be quiet Malcolm, you're ruining Australia for the rest of us.

Lift your game pensioners, we've got an oligarchy to run.

Why on earth would they lie?

Please don't let this man anywhere near a doctor's surgery.

Such suffering, and he was just a child.

The PM draws some innovative conclusions from Brexit.

Take that Australia.

Morrison pictured inside the budget lock-up.