Before Tony Abbott and Scott Morrison, you used to have to make stuff up.

No one can doubt that the Premier is making every effort to provide NSW residents with all the sophistry they need.

Not wanting to die in a bushfire is political correctness gone mad.

Spare a thought and a prayer for the dreadful reputational effects of these climate-fuelled bushfires on the coal industry.

Morrison pointed to an NRA graph which clearly shows an inverse relationship between thoughts and prayers and mass shootings.

Scott Morrison has lamented the fact that no one told him climate change was a thing.

Months of research by Labor stalwarts Craig Emerson and Jay Weatherill have led them to ask leader Anthony Albanese, “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

After screaming “not like that you smirking nightmare” while watching Morrison’s bushfire press conference, the PM’s empathy consultant may now refuse all work for neoliberal robots.

As 80 bushfires burn throughout NSW and Queensland, 150 homeowners are hoping that despite ignoring months of warnings from fire experts about the imminent danger, Scott Morrison’s thoughts and prayers will be an adequate substitute for meaningful action.

Jesus, even their profile pictures are the same.

Unconcerned by 12 years of panels defending state violence against refugees, Aboriginal people, Muslims, and protesters, free speech crusaders think a panel defending imagined minority violence is a bridge too far.

It’s time for Labor to change…back to how they used to lose, by aping the enemy.

A sack of Cook’s soggy bones will join Sky News host Chris Kenny as the those most qualified to decide what’s best for Aboriginal people.

Game of Thrones fans thought Joffrey was the ultimate loathsome leader. They hadn’t yet seen Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

And 10% of the lies of anything published by News Corp.

Morrison will also draft laws to re-introduce the death penalty for any Australian speaking louder than you would in a library.

If you think Morrison is supernaturally insufferable, you’re right.

he Aussie PM and Chinese Premier bonded over their shared love of imprisoning innocent people in remote locations, facial recognition technology, and outlawing protest.

He also denies his inchoate negativity has anything to do with the media’s baseless four-year anti-Corbyn propaganda campaign.

Neo-nazis around the world are loving this impressive video of Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison wrapping up his political career in two minutes.