Greg Hunt says it’s a real pity there isn’t some kind of functional federal institution which had the power to fund and regulate the sector.
Read MoreParty Of Free Markets To Crack Down On Consumers Not Using Enough Fossil Fuels
Those who catch the bus, bank ethically, or fail to eat red meat 6 times a day, will be forced to pay a “treason tax”.
Read MoreMorrison Praises The "Shut The F**K Up Australians"
PM intensifies catchphrase in a bid to emulate the successes of free speech campaigners like Saudi Arabian Crown Prince Muhammad Bin Salman.
Read MoreTop 5 Police Actions Which Might Look Sinister But Are Actually A-OK
Selfish Protester Indulges In Having Her Legs Broken By A Police Horse
This is not about stopping the ecocidal greed of billonaires, fighting the proto-fascism of a government hellbent on destroying democracy, nor opposing the brutality of their hired goons. This is about green terrorists wanting the lifestyle experience of being punched in the face.
Read MoreAlbo’s Visionary Speech Inspires Howard To Join The Labor Party
The conservative pin-up boy says his politics are more in line with the aspiration of Albanese than the zealously Pentecostal proto-fascism of the Morrison Government.
Read MoreEmpathy Consultant Quits Government Gig: “Like Teaching Algebra To Dogs”
Violent Protester Aggressively Uses Hands To Obstruct Nice Policeman’s Baton
Mediocre White Man In Position Of Power Underperforms For First Time In History
Cheerleaders For All Laws Eroding Press Freedom Bloody Outraged At Loss Of Press Freedom
Defending your right to know the Government’s talking points. Also, Julian Assange can burn in hell.
Read MoreBrave Cartoonist Stands Up Against Stressed, Depressed, Isolated Mums
Fearless iconoclast Michael Leunig has taken a bold stand against stressed, depressed, anxious, insecure, unsupported, isolated, and alienated mothers in a new cartoon which speaks lies to the powerless.
Read MoreCorporate Media Improved Considerably
Progressives haven been devastated to discover the censoring of News Corp papers is part of an advertising campaign and not a new blanket policy which would save our democracy.
Read MoreEconomic Wizards Fixate On Surplus To Slow Down Our Sloth Economy
What our struggling economy really needs is a maniacal fixation on a self-sabotaging surplus.
Read MoreDesperate Corporate Media Escalate Attempts To Make Sanders Invisible
At the next debate the democratic socialist will be denied a microphone and podium and will be blacked out when he speaks.
Read MoreDutton Calls For Shaming, Imprisoning Protesters Then Slams China For “Inconsistency” With Australian Values
Naughty China, don’t you know you can only get away with demanding prison time for protesters if you’re white?
Read MoreLabor Concludes What Voters Want Is A Flaccid, Insipid, Gutless Impression Of The Liberal Party
ABC Set To Balance One Journalist With Two Liberal Party Spokesmen
The public broadcaster continues to uphold the subsections of its own charter which clearly mandate weekly airings of Gerard Henderson’s Coalition stump speeches.
Read MoreHypocritical XR Protesters Exhale Carbon Dioxide When They Claim To Want To Reduce Emissions
Breathing in is fair enough but if these protesters care so much about climate change, why do they breathe out?
Read MoreHordes Climbing Uluru Determined To Create Potent Symbol Of White Supremacy
In case all the genocide hadn’t made it clear, a bunch of Aussie larrikins have set about ramming their racism right into the heart of Aboriginal culture.
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