A group of federal Coalition MPs armed with giant dildos have stormed Victorian Parliament, demanding freedom for all the beautiful boaters.

An emotional Frydenberg seemed genuinely upset by the devastating consequences of conservative government.

Everyone’s a winner in this class war budget written by big business for big business.

Much needed, he’s wasting away.

Hundreds of thousands of job seekers thrown once again back into poverty by cruel ideology cannot wait for those big business tax write-offs to trickle down.

Whaaaaat?

Unprecedented.

“No one wants a functioning democracy”, the Agreement Leader said.

No culture, no education, no signs of intelligent life.

Polls show 84% of Australians want to choke through the entire summer.

The media is now uncritically reporting new government advice that the best way to recover from one disaster is to accelerate into another much larger one.

Scott Morrison’s R U OK day speech was written by the GPT-3 OpenAI’s language generator, using machine learning to produce human like text.

He’s not going to hold a hose, but he’s more than happy to hold a pose.

He’s also about to condemn a million Australian children to poverty but wondering if you know anyone who’s struggling?

Trust a herbivorous marsupial to effect a bloodless leadership change.

The Australia Medical Association and nurses’ unions have welcomed the extended lockdown but won’t somebody think of the News Corp columnists?

Based on the promotional material, 250 applicants now seems like an extraordinarily high number.

“There are no guarantees the vaccine will be successful but these daily re-announcements of things which may or may not happen are a smash hit,”, said Scotty from Marketing.

There’s got to be a copy of the 1948 UN Declaration of Human Rights around here somewhere.

Leave some time for trade negotiations Tony!