They have responded to the PM’s latest culture war salvo: “won’t somebody please think of the perpetrators!”

In unrelated news, Morrison still yet to condemn Trump for inciting neo-Nazis to storm the US Capitol.

Not distressed enough to distance himself in any way from the cause of the riots though.

The urgent marketing campaign will emphasise that when it comes to saving lives, the important thing is to go slowly.

Donning whiteface also expected to help.

Planned vaccination of all Liberal Party members, their mates, parents and progeny, along with all marginal seat voters, is running ahead of schedule.

Japan, South Korea and Fitzgibbon are now the largest customers for Australian coal.

“It’s not designed on the basis of race, it’s just that the vast majority of those who drain the public purse for social ills happen to be white”, Greens Senator Mehreen Faruqi said.

Meanwhile locals of the American state have all received a text message stating “Scott Morrison inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill.”

The man prosecuting whistle-blowers for uncovering war crimes claims it’s the image referencing said war crimes that is truly repugnant.

With a long history of depicting Chinese men as sexual predators invading Australia to attack our virtuous white women, this nation is ready to teach China why an image referencing actual war crimes is problematic.

Australia, a country widely known for its sensitive use of blackface, has mounted its high horse to give China a good whipping.

Chinese leader Xi Jinping has reacted strongly to yet another fake social media post from the Australian Prime Minister.

The image is said to have been a little too real for Morrison’s tastes.

2020 has been a rough year for the beleaguered fruit.

The PM has described Muslim refugees as child molesters, rapists and murderers, but responsibility for the dehumanisation of Muslims remains unclear.

Shame on those criminals who speak out against the quiet Australians just going about their business.

War crimes are completely out of sync with a country built on massacres.

Adelaide residents are panic-buying blindfolds so they never again have to witness the PM doing a barre class.

Rupert Murdoch points out that while horrific Labour lockdowns are what a revived Hitler would do if he took charge of North Korea, gloriously wise Liberal lockdowns are a wonderful opportunity to bake the perfect sourdough.