Asked if conservative political bias has gone too far at the ABC, everyone said “I agree 100%. They don’t do journalism like they used to.”

The least he deserves.

In fairness to the 18-year old, he probably knows more about ice cream than Hunter Biden knows about energy.

He dismissed claims this “moot” goes by the name of “the ocean” as gossip from the Canberra bubble.

He’s never worked so hard for anything in his life.

It's not like he misused email.

The PM suddenly broke out in sweats and became short of breath after realising Greta could see straight through his shield of lies and into his coal black heart.

It must be pretty humiliating that Greta has more intelligence and humanity in her left kneecap than they have put together.

Calm down sweetheart.

You don’t get sacked from Tourism Australia without knowing a thing or two about marketing.

Can’t we just sack him again already?

Tracy Whitman of Blackburn Primary School was supposed to hand in a descriptive report about her pet cat Mr Bigglesworth. What she did next will shock you, unless you’re a member of the Federal Government.

Xi Jinping uses keynote speech of Russian visit to say Australia should do more to reduce its authoritarianism.

It’s been real, António Guterres, but we’ve got a world to save.

Spreading disinformation at the behest of the fossil fuel industry used be cool but then again so did Bill Cosby.

It turns out that debunking tedious talking points from fossil fuel companies for the 728th time is the path to self-actualisation.

This has led to immense public pressure to reform our dual citizenship laws.

There are grave fears for the mental health of these already traumatised refugees.

He’s been spewing rubbish for decades but this is a step too far.

Can you blame them?