PM says the “signficant error” is unforgiveable.
Read More"Significant Error": Australian People Admit May 2019 Was A Huge Mistake
The perceived value of the Morrison Government was massively overestimated now it’s become clear they are completely worthless.
Read MorePM Counters Ardern’s 4-Day Week For All With 4-Day Year For Scott Cam
Morrison has also dismissed the New Zealand Prime Minister’s proposal, saying it would require an unreasonable increase in workload for the nation’s conservative politicians.
Read MoreAmazon Employee Set To Work Hard For Next 27 Million Years So He Can Be As Rich As His Boss
Coal Industry Push To Rename This Country “The Minerals Council Of Australia”
Gas industry lobbyists have complained that such a move would overlook their contribution to nation-building.
Read MoreGovernment Captured By Coal And Gas Industries Set To Balance Interests Of Both Coal And Gas
The new discussion paper came to this position after rigorously evaluating all the energy sources at the vanguard of 19th century development.
Read MoreExtremist Greens Menace Nation With Terrifying Plot For Government To Actually Serve The People
Seriously, their failure to slavishly do the bidding of the coal and gas industries is tantamount to ethnic cleansing.
Read MorePM Announces Feasibility Study Of Carbon Capture And Storage Under ABC Sydney Studios
Fears Grow Keeping Fossil Fuel Companies On High Rate Of Welfare Will Make Them Lazy
$29 billion a year seems like a disincentive to hard work. Can we halve that come September or, better yet, scrap corporate welfare?
Read More2020 Democracy Index: Australia Slips To 166th After Fossil Fuel Industry Coup
It may have taken some decades, but the hijacking of Australian democracy by the coal and gas sectors is now complete.
Read MoreIta Hires North Korean Communications Specialists To Enhance ABC Balance
“I’d love to know more about how they balance coverage of Kim Jong-Un’s many obvious strengths with his weaknesses, like being too handsome.”
Read MoreLabor Wondering If Spinelessness Is The Best Strategy Now Conviction Is Trending
Albo seemed to get a bit confused when he said “you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words” before saying “How good is Adani?”
Read MoreFossil Fuel Lobbyists Bombard ABC With Complaints After Being Marginalised By Four Corners
“Old Ways Of Doing Things Don’t Work” Says Establishment Democrat Who Crushed New Way Of Doing Things
Obama said we need to leave behind all the old ways of thinking which divide us like sexism, racial prejudice, status, and greed, which is why he pulled so many strings for Joe Biden.
Read MoreLabor Says Tony Abbott's Birth Could Have Been Avoided If Greens Voted For CPRS In 2009
If only The Greens hadn’t opposed the CPRS in 2009 and negotiated a functional emissions trading scheme under Gillard, it’s pretty clear World War II, JFK’s assassination, the AIDS epidemic, and COVID-19 would also have been avoided.
Read MorePM Still Working Hard To Melt Ice Caps Doing A Great Job, Media Says
He’s not actively trying to kill us all in the short term like Trump, he’s doing great!!!”
Read More56% Of Australians Suffering A Memory Disorder
Fears grow for the majority of Australians who seem to be suffering from some kind of media-induced brain injury.
Read MorePM Reconsiders Putting Three Stooges In Charge Of China Policy
Academics, Artists, ABC Journalists, Bushfire Victims, Casuals, Disability Pensioners, International Students, Young People All Grateful For Mental Health Package
Half the nation is terrified the fossil fuel industry/Morrison Government is stealing their future. What they really need is some ads telling them it’s okay not to be okay.
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