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May 25, 2020

ABC Facing $60 Billion Budget Cut After Mistakenly Including Left-Wing Perspective

by Sarah Johnson


Images from  ABC News, AP, and SMH

Images from ABC News, AP, and SMH

Images from  ABC News, AP, and SMH

Images from ABC News, AP, and SMH

PM says the “signficant error” is unforgiveable.

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May 22, 2020

"Significant Error": Australian People Admit May 2019 Was A Huge Mistake

by Sarah Johnson


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jobk Final 1.jpg

The perceived value of the Morrison Government was massively overestimated now it’s become clear they are completely worthless.

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May 22, 2020

PM Counters Ardern’s 4-Day Week For All With 4-Day Year For Scott Cam

by Sarah Johnson


Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Images from SBS, The Guardian, and The Block

Morrison has also dismissed the New Zealand Prime Minister’s proposal, saying it would require an unreasonable increase in workload for the nation’s conservative politicians.

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May 22, 2020

Amazon Employee Set To Work Hard For Next 27 Million Years So He Can Be As Rich As His Boss

by Sarah Johnson


Images from CNN Business and The Weekly

Images from CNN Business and The Weekly

Images from CNN Business and The Weekly

Images from CNN Business and The Weekly

Head down bum up.

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May 22, 2020

Coal Industry Push To Rename This Country “The Minerals Council Of Australia”

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Taiwan Documents and Influence Map

Images from Taiwan Documents and Influence Map

Images from Taiwan Documents and Influence Map

Images from Taiwan Documents and Influence Map

Gas industry lobbyists have complained that such a move would overlook their contribution to nation-building.

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May 21, 2020

Government Captured By Coal And Gas Industries Set To Balance Interests Of Both Coal And Gas

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map Mathew Berryman, ABC News

Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map Mathew Berryman, ABC News

Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map Mathew Berryman, ABC News

Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map Mathew Berryman, ABC News

The new discussion paper came to this position after rigorously evaluating all the energy sources at the vanguard of 19th century development.

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May 21, 2020

Extremist Greens Menace Nation With Terrifying Plot For Government To Actually Serve The People

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Images from The Weekly and The Greens

Seriously, their failure to slavishly do the bidding of the coal and gas industries is tantamount to ethnic cleansing.

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May 21, 2020

PM Announces Feasibility Study Of Carbon Capture And Storage Under ABC Sydney Studios

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Research Gate and Area 3 Consulting

Images from Research Gate and Area 3 Consulting

Images from Research Gate and Area 3 Consulting

Images from Research Gate and Area 3 Consulting

Not surprised tbh.

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May 20, 2020

Fears Grow Keeping Fossil Fuel Companies On High Rate Of Welfare Will Make Them Lazy

by Sarah Johnson


Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map     Mathew Berryman, ABC News

Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map Mathew Berryman, ABC News

Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map     Mathew Berryman, ABC News

Images from The Conversation, ISN, Influence Map Mathew Berryman, ABC News

$29 billion a year seems like a disincentive to hard work. Can we halve that come September or, better yet, scrap corporate welfare?

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May 20, 2020

2020 Democracy Index: Australia Slips To 166th After Fossil Fuel Industry Coup

by Sarah Johnson


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Dem Index 2.jpg

It may have taken some decades, but the hijacking of Australian democracy by the coal and gas sectors is now complete.

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May 20, 2020

Ita Hires North Korean Communications Specialists To Enhance ABC Balance

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC News, AP, SMH and BBC

Images from ABC News, AP, SMH and BBC

Images from ABC News, AP, SMH and BBC

Images from ABC News, AP, SMH and BBC

“I’d love to know more about how they balance coverage of Kim Jong-Un’s many obvious strengths with his weaknesses, like being too handsome.”

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May 19, 2020

Labor Wondering If Spinelessness Is The Best Strategy Now Conviction Is Trending

by Sarah Johnson


Images from Wikipedia, The Guardian, NowThis and Flava.co.nz

Images from Wikipedia, The Guardian, NowThis and Flava.co.nz

Images from Wikipedia, The Guardian, NowThis and Flava.co.nz

Images from Wikipedia, The Guardian, NowThis and Flava.co.nz

Albo seemed to get a bit confused when he said “you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words” before saying “How good is Adani?”

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May 19, 2020

Fossil Fuel Lobbyists Bombard ABC With Complaints After Being Marginalised By Four Corners

by Sarah Johnson


Image from Four Corners

Image from Four Corners

Image from Four Corners

Image from Four Corners

The ABC is better than this.

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May 19, 2020

“Old Ways Of Doing Things Don’t Work” Says Establishment Democrat Who Crushed New Way Of Doing Things

by Sarah Johnson


Images from NowThis and Democracy Now

Images from NowThis and Democracy Now

Images from NowThis and Democracy Now

Images from NowThis and Democracy Now

Obama said we need to leave behind all the old ways of thinking which divide us like sexism, racial prejudice, status, and greed, which is why he pulled so many strings for Joe Biden.

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May 19, 2020

Labor Says Tony Abbott's Birth Could Have Been Avoided If Greens Voted For CPRS In 2009

by Sarah Johnson


Screenshots from Four Corners, Australian Times, and The Greens

Screenshots from Four Corners, Australian Times, and The Greens

Screenshots from Four Corners, Australian Times, and The Greens

Screenshots from Four Corners, Australian Times, and The Greens

If only The Greens hadn’t opposed the CPRS in 2009 and negotiated a functional emissions trading scheme under Gillard, it’s pretty clear World War II, JFK’s assassination, the AIDS epidemic, and COVID-19 would also have been avoided.

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May 18, 2020

PM Still Working Hard To Melt Ice Caps Doing A Great Job, Media Says

by Sarah Johnson


and The Conversation

and The Conversation

and The Conversation

and The Conversation

He’s not actively trying to kill us all in the short term like Trump, he’s doing great!!!”

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May 18, 2020

56% Of Australians Suffering A Memory Disorder

by Sarah Johnson


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Morrison Collage 2.jpg

Fears grow for the majority of Australians who seem to be suffering from some kind of media-induced brain injury.

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May 18, 2020

PM Reconsiders Putting Three Stooges In Charge Of China Policy

by Sarah Johnson


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Stooges.jpg

Their slapstick is hilarious. Their China stance, not so much.

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May 16, 2020

Academics, Artists, ABC Journalists, Bushfire Victims, Casuals, Disability Pensioners, International Students, Young People All Grateful For Mental Health Package

by Sarah Johnson


Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Image from ABC News

Half the nation is terrified the fossil fuel industry/Morrison Government is stealing their future. What they really need is some ads telling them it’s okay not to be okay.

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May 13, 2020

Frydenberg Tests Positive For Black Lung

by Sarah Johnson


Images from ABC and The Conversation

Images from ABC and The Conversation

Images from ABC and The Conversation

Images from ABC and The Conversation

It was a mistake for the Treasurer to keep that lump of coal as his pet rock.

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