Weird.

They all agreed it was a boring waste of time.

What was long suspected is now indisputable.

There’s nothing quite like having 456 toilet paper rolls in your house for no reason to prove Manson’s point.

She’ll be right.

The dismissal of expert recommendations in favour of naked self-interest really has come out of the blue.

Morrison says coronavirus alarmists trick you into thinking it’s a new phenomenon.

The fact our boys have given us so much to cheer about is immunity in itself.

An anti-science, reality-denying, rapture-believing death cultist will keep us all safe “in a canter”.

23 former leaders of peak health bodies say they tried for months to warn Scott Morrison but were ignored.

Barnaby says the 3000 people who have died and the 85,000 people infected around the world all likely voted for Adam Bandt.

The Deputy PM launched a tirade against lab coated extremists who are terrorising the quiet Australians with sensible public health advice.

You better hope this is satire.

People are sick and tired of the Greens getting in the away of efforts to limit the coronavirus fuel load by killing off a few hundred thousand Newstart recipients.

For the first time, a New Zealand Prime Minister has received the Order of Australia after it was reclaimed from Bettina Arndt.

The New Zealand PM is relieved she’ll never again be closer than 100m from the Australian leader.

The popular 19th century lamp fuel forms the centrepiece of the Government’s 2050 technology roadmap.

Mr Morrison has taken the expert medical advice of his friend Brian Houston that a dramatic increase in thoughts and prayers is what’s required to properly prepare for a pandemic.

It seems likely Morrison will also refuse that extra plumbing contract this afternoon.

Conservative scaremongering about President Obama’s “socialism” was devastatingly effective in his historic losses both in 2008 and 2012.